Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

by **Bucky** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 15:53:16

a good will jester is what is needed. Send him a nice friendly note, attached to say, oh, two or three dozen cases of Mike's Hard Lemonade, and I'm sure your issues will cease.

by **WheelsFellOff** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 15:56:47

Fuck notes. Just talk to him like a grown ass man.

by **ReadingPhilly** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 15:58:30

jamiethekiller wrote:try to catch him in the act? hard to go to someones door and be like "so, bucky, got any plans with those leaves that you put in my back yard?"

by **The Dude** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 16:02:20

it's a joke nincompoops

by **swishnicholson** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 16:06:45

Werthless wrote:Hey guys, I have a neighbor problem, and I'm not sure how to handle it. My property in the back yard slopes down sharply, and there is a fence at the bottom. The neighbor at the bottom of the hill seems to be dumping his leaves in my yard, and I don't know exactly how to confront him. He's a nice guy, quick to lend me a tool, but I don't want 30 cubic yards of leaves (it's much much much more than you think) dumped in my backyard. I'm able to use some of it for compost, but I still have a shit-ton of leaves left over. I don't really like confrontation, so I'm thinking I just put in an electric fence and slip a note under his door. Anyone have other ideas?

So he's dumping them over the fence (his fence? ) into your yard?

Here's how I'd handle it: I'd just passive-aggressively toss the leaves back over the fence into his yard for a few years, until you both were so infuriated that you eventually squared off in the street bringing shame and loss to both families forever.

Or, a serious question: do you think maybe it's a landscaper putting the leaves in your yard? They may just be being lazy or ignorant of the property boundary. If that's the case you can certainly speak to the neighbor without really worrying about any ill will at all. You also might want to check your survey-sometimes fences end up not anywhere near the actual property line, and he may actually be containing the leaves on his property (or thinking he is).

by **ReadingPhilly** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 16:14:15

The simple answer is Bucky is just being a dick.

by **TenuredVulture** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 16:18:09

People sometimes miss a joke when it refers to a post that was like 2 weeks ago.

by **swishnicholson** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 16:24:26

TenuredVulture wrote:People sometimes miss a joke when it refers to a post that was like 2 weeks ago.

ooops. especially when the original poster plays along.

Oh, well, karma is sure to strike and werthless will actually have a leaf situation in his future, and then he'-ll be glad for all this sage advice, by Titan.------

by **The Dude** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 16:31:09

TenuredVulture wrote:People sometimes miss a joke when it refers to a post that was like 2 weeks ago.

Did "nincompoops" hurt your feelings

by **CalvinBall** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 16:49:19

lol so many dorks got duped

by **swishnicholson** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 16:58:25

CalvinBall wrote:lol so many dorks got duped

You're the dork, dork.

by **ReadingPhilly** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 17:20:23

girl on 6abc news just butchered morandini's name.

by **Werthless** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 18:11:42

TenuredVulture wrote:People sometimes miss a joke when it refers to a post that was like 2 weeks ago.

Does time start to slow down when you get old?

It was Friday!

by **drsmooth** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 18:17:40

Werthless wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:People sometimes miss a joke when it refers to a post that was like 2 weeks ago.

Does time start to slow down when you get old? It was Friday!

wish it was real & remedies General Gut suggested could be brought to bear (with video)

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