Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby WheelsFellOff » Wed Dec 24, 2014 02:12:59

Oh TV... Norad's not real.
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Slowhand » Wed Dec 24, 2014 11:28:24

WheelsFellOff wrote:Oh TV... Norad's not real.


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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby mickbayne » Wed Dec 24, 2014 11:55:48

Another day, another box of stolen pens.

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Bucky » Wed Dec 24, 2014 12:36:01

THIS NEWS CAN ONLY BE CONSIDERED GREAT

(assuming mike's is categorized as 'beer')

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Bill McNeal » Wed Dec 24, 2014 12:54:47

My inlaws got in last night. They are kind of driving me nuts, I have to work today and I don't think they get that I am working, my father in law wants to hang hooks in the basement for something or other and keeps coming in and asking me where this tool is where that tool is etc. my mother in law needs me to run out to get more butter. Oh and they are sleeping on an air mattress in the living room and like to go to bed at 9. Family makes holidays a real pain in the ass.
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby pacino » Wed Dec 24, 2014 12:58:32

glad my parents and my in-laws both live 20 minutes away in opposite directions. they have no excuses to stay over.

cant you lock your door and literally put up a 'WORKING" sign? do they not think WFH is a thing?
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Bill McNeal » Wed Dec 24, 2014 13:01:10

My door is shut, but they just don't get the concept of working from home. My fil just retired as a machinist and mil works in a hospital, wfh doesn't exist in their worlds.
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Slowhand » Wed Dec 24, 2014 15:16:49

How are all my internet friends doing today?
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Bucky » Wed Dec 24, 2014 15:34:15

how should we know

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Slowhand » Wed Dec 24, 2014 15:50:49

what a grump
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Bucky » Wed Dec 24, 2014 16:13:13

BAH HUMBUG

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Bucky » Wed Dec 24, 2014 16:13:44

(what does that mean even)

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Werthless » Wed Dec 24, 2014 16:14:24

Bill McNeal wrote:My inlaws got in last night. They are kind of driving me nuts, I have to work today and I don't think they get that I am working, my father in law wants to hang hooks in the basement for something or other and keeps coming in and asking me where this tool is where that tool is etc. my mother in law needs me to run out to get more butter. Oh and they are sleeping on an air mattress in the living room and like to go to bed at 9. Family makes holidays a real pain in the ass.

My in-laws arrived yesterday, leaving Sunday. Trying to invite themselves to my grandmother's dinner... Awkward.

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Bucky » Wed Dec 24, 2014 16:26:17

That is an awkward spot. You can't very well leave them at your house while you go to g-moms.

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby WheelsFellOff » Wed Dec 24, 2014 16:30:28

Bucky wrote:(what does that mean even)

It's acually Bah! Humbug!

The 'bah' is just a general expletive and a humbug in this usage is a deceptive or false pretense. So imagine a top hat wearing grouchy old hipster saying, "Meh, Christmas is just an excuse to get people to spend a bunch of money."
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby WheelsFellOff » Wed Dec 24, 2014 16:37:37

Fixin to go grab some Christmas Eve Chinese food. Been telling myself I'm gonna order something I've never tried before bu I'm pretty sure I'll just end up getting beef and broccoli, General Tso's, or boneless pork rib and a dish of chicken chow mei fun.
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Dec 24, 2014 17:04:58

If you move to Arkansas, you will almost never be bothered by in laws visiting.
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby pacino » Wed Dec 24, 2014 17:07:52

The festivities at my house begin at 6. There's so much food in here right now. I need to go work out.
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby ReadingPhilly » Wed Dec 24, 2014 17:17:07

Is that an invite?

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby pacino » Wed Dec 24, 2014 17:18:37

You're on the waiting list
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