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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby pacino » Mon Dec 15, 2014 22:40:33

An entire family killed. Fuck
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby The Savior » Mon Dec 15, 2014 23:35:49

did he kill his kids? i saw he killed a 14-year old niece, FFS.
On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how pissed is he?

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby ReadingPhilly » Mon Dec 15, 2014 23:42:45

no, they were dropped off at a neighbors.

Ex wife, her mom, grandmother, sister, brother in law and niece. Nephew was shot but is still alive.
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby 21McBride » Mon Dec 15, 2014 23:56:41

Upper perk schools closed tomorrow.
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby swishnicholson » Tue Dec 16, 2014 01:52:36

ReadingPhilly wrote:Yeah, saw he attempted a carjacking and then fled into the woods. Do not believe he has been apprehended.


He is known to use a cane or walker to assist in moving,

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby 702 » Tue Dec 16, 2014 02:04:11

I think I'm destined to forever be alone at this point.

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby swishnicholson » Tue Dec 16, 2014 02:09:18

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby 702 » Tue Dec 16, 2014 02:35:40

Basically...

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Slowhand » Tue Dec 16, 2014 09:55:43

embrace it, i say
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Dec 16, 2014 12:59:55

Telemarketing (recorded) call I just got started: "This is a vital call for a particular reason. It has been brought to our attention that your Google Plus profile is only 50% complete."

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Soren » Tue Dec 16, 2014 13:04:21

...go on
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Dec 16, 2014 13:07:08

I mean, I hung up at that point. I just wonder who wrote that hook and who continues listening to a recording chatting to them about Google Plus.

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Soren » Tue Dec 16, 2014 13:27:39

For just $19.95 we can complete your Google+ profile, cementing your place in a social media platform only Google employees use! Also, we will require your Google password, your mother's maiden name and your SSN.
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby swishnicholson » Tue Dec 16, 2014 14:02:31

swishnicholson wrote:
ReadingPhilly wrote:Yeah, saw he attempted a carjacking and then fled into the woods. Do not believe he has been apprehended.


He is known to use a cane or walker to assist in moving,



So the "attempted carjacking" where the "victim" warded off Stone with a gun, may not have ever happened.

Meanwhile, Montgomery County District Attorney Risa Vetri Ferman said during a news conference on Tuesday that a search for Stone in Doylestown, Bucks County, has ended. This, after a source told Action News that resources were "wasted" after police swarmed Doylestown on Monday night after a man reported a carjacking attempt and gave a description that matched Bradley Stone.

The source tells Action News that "a lot of resources were wasted for alleged carjacking in Doylestown that may not have happened." Police are seeking more information and witnesses.

It was at 7:09 p.m. when a man, claiming to be the victim of the carjacking attempt, told police he was approached by a man armed with a knife, wearing camouflage fatigues.
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Slowhand » Tue Dec 16, 2014 14:05:16

I haven't had sherbert since I was a little kid. I wonder if it's as good as I remember.
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Slowhand » Tue Dec 16, 2014 14:06:01

And apparently it's "sherbet" not "sherbert". Who knew?
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Werthless » Tue Dec 16, 2014 14:09:20

Mr Sherbet knew

not actually named after a person

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Wheels Tupay » Tue Dec 16, 2014 14:20:35

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby phatj » Tue Dec 16, 2014 14:41:25

An amazing number of idiots/assholes/idiot-assholes driving without their headlights in the pea-soup fog this morning
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby z ipper » Tue Dec 16, 2014 15:04:55

feel like elevator etiquette is at an all time low. every time i'm trying to get out some dicksuck is hurrying in while looking at their phone.
then you punch them and you're the bad guy.

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