Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

by **Wheels Tupay** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 10:14:13

Slowhand wrote:how does one forget to drop acid?

Good thing he forgot to drop it or he might have lost it and been acid-less for the night.

by **Slowhand** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 10:28:21

Booooooooooo

by **Wheels Tupay** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 10:28:43

by **BigEd76** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 11:57:16

shit happening at an Australian cafe right now with hostages running and police storming the place

by **Bucky** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 11:59:41

some kind of shooting situation in Montco also. Shooting in Lansdale at around 05:30, now jumping around to Pennsburg, Souderton, and Lower Salford I think.

by **phatj** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 12:53:24

My wife just mentioned this to me. Apparently this dude is now barricaded in a house in Souderton. I hope A) he's alone and B) he surrenders peacefully.

by **21McBride** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 13:37:56

He's in Pennsburg, I guess. We're in external lockdown at school nearby, hoping that they dismiss students on time. I haven't gotten the whole story yet.

by **BigEd76** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 13:40:13

custody battle and he apparently killed the ex

by **21McBride** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 13:41:13

hoping the kids are alright - that is awful.

by **jerseyhoya** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 14:22:26

I have a meeting on campus today and got in a bit early to do some work. Decided to go to a classroom I taught in this semester that is usually empty rather than the library or computer lab. The following note was on the podium where the teacher usually stands -

Hey Girls!!!

I’m hoping you’ll help me out!!! Before the semester ends to finish rush I have to dance for a group of girls in nothing more than a thong – doesn’t have to be long – 10 seconds – brother checks box and I’m in! I’m obviously out of time – I’m hoping you’ll give a future brother a break! I’m a great guy, a good guy, nice looking, great bod! Writing this note is a loophole!!! Hoping you’ll agree to it! All I need you to do is raise blinds in the room – my signal, hang out in room – I’ll come over and dance outside – by the window (LOL!) – it’s so embarrassing – Hope you’ll help me out (ten seconds). Happy holidays! Please!!!!! May take me a couple of minutes when blind goes up!

by **Bucky** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 14:28:47

did you raise the blinds

by **jerseyhoya** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 14:30:32

I do not plan to do so, no

by **CalvinBall** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 14:36:27

Please do it

by **BigEd76** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 15:50:24

bahaha jerz opens the blinds, random naked dude shows up and that'll be the moment a doctor or two shows up to use the room

by **Napalm** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 15:54:30

open the blinds but have a giant mirror pointing back at him

by **Slowhand** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 16:54:03

I look like a million bucks today.

by **WheelsFellOff** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 17:28:21

http://procatinator.com/

by **BigEd76** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 18:02:27

Action News went live on scene in Pennsburg and someone ran past Sarah Bloomquist and yelled "fuck her in the pussy!"

by **Slowhand** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 18:06:35

And did they?

by **slugsrbad** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 18:19:49

Was it Jameis Winston?

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