Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

by **jerseyhoya** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 20:48:35

I saw a woman in Acme wearing a Witten jersey as I walked in, and I was thinking about how much I would probably hate her as a human being as I wandered around the store. But then I got to self checkout about 10 seconds after her, a register opened up immediately after I got there, and she insisted I take it because I only had two things.

by **Bucky** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 21:04:00

answer the important question

by **Bucky** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 21:05:29

wondering how i ended up in shamokin falls trying to get home from elizabethville? Well so am i

by **Werthless** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 21:42:56

No way was she attractive.

by **Slowhand** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 21:45:01

Pretty surprised that HARD HITTIN' Mark Whiten only hit 105 HRs. Thought he was around 200.

by **Bucky** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 21:45:50

but yet random acme chick was sportin' his duds

by **philliesphhan** » Sat Dec 13, 2014 17:00:10

Bucky wrote:wondering how i ended up in shamokin falls trying to get home from elizabethville? Well so am i

Clearly, you're not from around there because I've never heard anyone up there call it anything but "E-ville"

by **philliesphhan** » Sat Dec 13, 2014 17:01:03

Anyone ever see an adjustable version of this? Like to get it for my dad but he doesn't wear fitted caps nor do I even know what size he would wear

http://shop.mlb.com/product/index.jsp?productId=1843575

by **Slowhand** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 15:34:54

Hello, you bums!

by **Grotewold** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 17:43:51

My wife befriended my college crush, and our new next door neighbor is a dead ringer for my minor celebrity crush. A BIG weekend, fruitless fantasies wise

by 1 » Sun Dec 14, 2014 17:49:40

Skimmed your post and thought you witnessed a beheading.

by **Grotewold** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 18:16:12

1 wrote:Skimmed your post and thought you witnessed a beheading.

Basically

by **azrider** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 19:48:10

Grotewold wrote:My wife befriended my college crush, and our new next door neighbor is a dead ringer for my minor celebrity crush. A BIG weekend, fruitless fantasies wise

This is shit I get into, except a gf instead. Does she know?

by **Bucky** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 19:51:08

who is your minor celebrity crush and don't say fran drescher

by **PrattRules** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 20:29:33

Had a weird Saturday night. Went to see my friend's band (Them Jones) play their first show at some guy's house on Bridge Street. Should have known I was in for a wild ride when I got there and was greeted by this burnout who offered me Rold Gold pretzels and LaBatt and his sister-in-law who was dressed like Bonnie Tyler in the Total Eclipse of the Heart video. There was a dude picking his nose for what seemed like twenty minutes straight and then the show started. In between sets I talked to the burnout about cellos, Bob Seger, and Hersey Hawkins for 10-15 minutes as he poured me some scotch. Think I was the only one there who forgot to drop acid. Going back next month.

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 20:31:58

You have a crush on a celebrity minor? :shock:

by **Bill McNeal** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 21:30:59

PrattRules wrote:Had a weird Saturday night. Went to see my friend's band (Them Jones) play their first show at some guy's house on Bridge Street. Should have known I was in for a wild ride when I got there and was greeted by this burnout who offered me Rold Gold pretzels and LaBatt and his sister-in-law who was dressed like Bonnie Tyler in the Total Eclipse of the Heart video. There was a dude picking his nose for what seemed like twenty minutes straight and then the show started. In between sets I talked to the burnout about cellos, Bob Seger, and Hersey Hawkins for 10-15 minutes as he poured me some scotch. Think I was the only one there who forgot to drop acid. Going back next month.

by **BigEd76** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 23:19:33

hahahaha....The only thing missing was midget drums

by **Slowhand** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 01:13:06

how does one forget to drop acid?

by **Bucky** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 01:20:58

Event Comments:
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23:37 65/M C+A BACK AND RIB PAIN AFTER FALLING ASLEEP ON A SODA BOTTLE YESTERDAY

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