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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby drsmooth » Thu Dec 11, 2014 00:35:45

TomatoPie wrote:
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Bucky wrote:that's when you put something in a fancy briefcase right


does anyone tote one a them anymore?

I mean with the saddle leather, & little pop-up lock things on each end and all

weird to think that was common - practically expected - in my lifetime


I know one dinosaur who does


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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby lethal » Thu Dec 11, 2014 01:57:56

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Soren wrote:took a work from home day today. It was fucking glorious.


It's great, isn't it? It's gotten to the point where our team is rarely at the building now


I don't know how you guys do it. I hate working from home. I'm twice as distracted and half as productive.

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby SK790 » Thu Dec 11, 2014 07:09:44

I'm way less distracted when WFH...
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Soren » Thu Dec 11, 2014 08:53:51

BigEd76 wrote:
Soren wrote:took a work from home day today. It was fucking glorious.


It's great, isn't it? It's gotten to the point where our team is rarely at the building now


Went to dinner with the wife, she said how noticeably better my mood/disposition was. Not like I took the day off either, worked my ass off.


lethal wrote:I don't know how you guys do it. I hate working from home. I'm twice as distracted and half as productive.


I work in a loud, chaotic environment. Even with Netflix on in the background I do better at home than in the office.
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby TomatoPie » Thu Dec 11, 2014 09:28:08

drsmooth wrote:
TomatoPie wrote:
drsmooth wrote:
Bucky wrote:that's when you put something in a fancy briefcase right


does anyone tote one a them anymore?

I mean with the saddle leather, & little pop-up lock things on each end and all

weird to think that was common - practically expected - in my lifetime


I know one dinosaur who does


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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby WheelsFellOff » Thu Dec 11, 2014 09:43:10

Nice try, but that's a purse
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby The Dude » Thu Dec 11, 2014 10:16:53

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby BigEd76 » Thu Dec 11, 2014 11:25:11

lethal wrote:
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Soren wrote:took a work from home day today. It was fucking glorious.


It's great, isn't it? It's gotten to the point where our team is rarely at the building now


I don't know how you guys do it. I hate working from home. I'm twice as distracted and half as productive.


I sleep in until 8:45 and take several breaks throughout the day, but I make up for it by staying logged in until after 7:00

My side of the building is like going to a Florida Panthers game. Less than 20 people there

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby slugsrbad » Thu Dec 11, 2014 11:37:14

BigEd76 wrote:
lethal wrote:
BigEd76 wrote:
Soren wrote:took a work from home day today. It was fucking glorious.


It's great, isn't it? It's gotten to the point where our team is rarely at the building now


I don't know how you guys do it. I hate working from home. I'm twice as distracted and half as productive.


I sleep in until 8:45 and take several breaks throughout the day, but I make up for it by staying logged in until after 7:00

My side of the building is like going to a Florida Panthers game. Less than 20 people there


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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby pacino » Thu Dec 11, 2014 17:12:49

The 'if ur gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair' bumper sticker is the lady equivalent of truck nuts
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby azrider » Thu Dec 11, 2014 17:21:37

I was hooking up with this chick a couple of weeks ago and she was talking all about liking it rough... Well when the time came, she didn't like her hair pulled and that I choked her a little too hard. Granted in the grand scheme of things not a deal breaker, however don't get my expectations too high. Seriously, what girl doesn't like her hair pulled if she likes it rough? I mean if I don't have scratch marks, bites and bruises I probably didn't have a good time. Well, I never called her back.

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Werthless » Thu Dec 11, 2014 17:32:02

She should get one of those "I can't breathe" shirts.

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Werthless » Thu Dec 11, 2014 17:48:32

Iowa drivers licenses... there's an app for that.

http://money.cnn.com/2014/12/11/technol ... ?iid=HP_LN

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby lethal » Thu Dec 11, 2014 18:01:33

Werthless wrote:Iowa drivers licenses... there's an app for that.

http://money.cnn.com/2014/12/11/technol ... ?iid=HP_LN


There's got to be some provision for when you're phone's dead, lost, stolen, not currently usable or on a person's body. Also, there has to be some sort of police override for when they find a body to tentatively ID that dead person.

I'm sure they figured out those issues, wonder what they did.

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby azrider » Thu Dec 11, 2014 18:54:10

Not a fan of giving law enforcement access to my phone.

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Phred » Fri Dec 12, 2014 10:13:59

azrider wrote:Not a fan of giving law enforcement access to my phone.


Very true. I get uneasy when my wife looks at my phone and I have almost nothing on it that I need to hide from her.
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby phatj » Fri Dec 12, 2014 14:08:39

lethal wrote:
BigEd76 wrote:
Soren wrote:took a work from home day today. It was #$!&@ glorious.


It's great, isn't it? It's gotten to the point where our team is rarely at the building now


I don't know how you guys do it. I hate working from home. I'm twice as distracted and half as productive.

There was a brief time a couple years ago, when they had upgraded Citrix such that Alt-Tab worked, and before our current organizational transformation project with its huge influx of contractors began, that WFH was the best thing ever. I'm much less distracted at home and my productivity was virtually the same because everything worked exactly the same and very nearly as well from home.

But then they "upgraded" Citrix again, and now the remote desktop session does not support Alt-Tab, and while this probably doesn't matter to most people, it's a huge deal to me. To make matters worse, the bazillion contractors all use Citrix, so the connection through Citrix is laggy, so not only do I have to use the mouse more which is inherently slower for many tasks than the keyboard, but I also have to use the mouse extra-slow or the cursor won't be able to keep up.
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Trent Steele » Fri Dec 12, 2014 17:09:52

Sigh
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby azrider » Fri Dec 12, 2014 17:54:28

Phred wrote:
azrider wrote:Not a fan of giving law enforcement access to my phone.


Very true. I get uneasy when my wife looks at my phone and I have almost nothing on it that I need to hide from her.


I got a ton of shady ass shit to hide and love that I have two phones. I also will be picking up a used nexus 7 tablet for 99 dollars from cow boom so when friends/girls come over and we stream anything I don't have to delete and close all the porn history on my iPad.

Actually if you're dating and have lots of girls texting you or dudes looking to party or for drugs, spend the 100 bucks and get the moto e from republic wireless with the ten dollar plan to take out. You will thank me later.

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Bucky » Fri Dec 12, 2014 20:30:48

02:28 THE RESIDENTS ARE NAMED MORRIS
02:29 NEIGHBOR ADVISED THERE IS A CAT INSIDE, BUT NO PEOPLE SHOULD BE HOME

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