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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby 702 » Thu Oct 30, 2014 01:42:41

Looking to get my first snowboard. Any suggestions or tips?

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Slowhand » Thu Oct 30, 2014 02:08:27

Better get a good one to handle those harsh Las Vegas winters.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby SK790 » Thu Oct 30, 2014 02:15:21

nevada is the stupidest state geographically. outside of the vegas area, it's all high plateau deserts and random small mountain ranges.

plus, i'm sure he's only a couple of hours from some good snowboarding areas in CA.
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby SK790 » Thu Oct 30, 2014 02:16:19

look at this dumb ass looking state.

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Phred » Thu Oct 30, 2014 08:55:47

Rev_Beezer wrote:I have a smoked salmon addiction help me.


I tried to smoke a salmon once but I couldn't get it lit and the bong kept clogging.
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Slowhand » Thu Oct 30, 2014 15:45:40

I bought this new Dial "For Men" soap. It smells exactly like an auto parts store. Mission accomplished, I guess.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby TenuredVulture » Thu Oct 30, 2014 16:26:33

Got my flu shot today. I was a little nervous, as they were student nurses giving the shots, but it really didn't hurt.
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby phatj » Thu Oct 30, 2014 16:54:35

Which one of you owns this car?

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Thu Oct 30, 2014 17:08:37

Leif Eriksson could rake.
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby swishnicholson » Thu Oct 30, 2014 17:30:15

Should say 3008 in anticipation of our next championship.
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby drsmooth » Thu Oct 30, 2014 18:07:12

Phan In Phlorida wrote:Leif Eriksson could rake.

Send him over, I need my liefs raked
Yes, but in a double utley you can put your utley on top they other guy's utley, and you're the winner. (Swish)

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby SK790 » Thu Oct 30, 2014 18:58:07

it'd be more likely to be a BSGer if it read "fuck RAJ"
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Bucky » Thu Oct 30, 2014 22:52:02

finally got rid of my last tube tvs today. Ouch, carrying that 35", 125lb monstrosity was challenging.

So should I feel like an embarrassment of riches because I now have a 40" HDTV in my barn? Because I don't. was $249. Replaced that 35" CRT that I paid $500 for in 1995.

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Bucky » Thu Oct 30, 2014 22:52:23

:IDONTDESERVEALLTHIS:

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Woody » Thu Oct 30, 2014 23:13:05

What shows do your horses watch
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby ReadingPhilly » Thu Oct 30, 2014 23:16:15

Corbett's wife has some gnarly bottom teeth.

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Bucky » Thu Oct 30, 2014 23:23:19

Woody wrote:What shows do your horses watch



Mr. Ed DUH

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby swishnicholson » Thu Oct 30, 2014 23:28:57

Bucky wrote:
Woody wrote:What shows do your horses watch



Mr. Ed DUH


I would have guessed Sex and the City.



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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Bucky » Thu Oct 30, 2014 23:31:10

THE JOKE'S ON YOU BECAUSE I DON'T EVEN HAVE HBO!!!!

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Rev_Beezer » Fri Oct 31, 2014 05:08:45

I hope not, but I might end up in the hospital today.

Been awake with searing kidney pain since 3. Last time this happened, I has in the hospital for the weekend waiting for an extraction. I think the stones are back. Boo.
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