My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby TomatoPie » Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:54:52

PrattRules wrote:Think I got poison ivy.


Get into the shower with a bar of soap. Begin at the top of your head and wash evrything thouroughly. Even your feet, because the water is rinsing the poison resin off your upper body and it runs downhill.

Identify every piece of clothing you were wearing when exposed and wash them, including shoes. Wash your hands after handling these clothes. Wash any tool you had at the time (golf club, shovel, dog leash, whatever).

There are no topical applications to cure poison ivy, but some give itch relief. Once you have washed completely, you cannot spread it on yourself or to others.

Wash. Wash thoroughly and immediately.

If you get a really bad case, get your doc to prescribe oral steroids. Total relief. And adds 3-5 mph to your fastball.
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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby PrattRules » Thu Jun 05, 2014 11:49:45

TomatoPie wrote:
PrattRules wrote:Think I got poison ivy.


Get into the shower with a bar of soap. Begin at the top of your head and wash evrything thouroughly. Even your feet, because the water is rinsing the poison resin off your upper body and it runs downhill.

Identify every piece of clothing you were wearing when exposed and wash them, including shoes. Wash your hands after handling these clothes. Wash any tool you had at the time (golf club, shovel, dog leash, whatever).

There are no topical applications to cure poison ivy, but some give itch relief. Once you have washed completely, you cannot spread it on yourself or to others.

Wash. Wash thoroughly and immediately.

If you get a really bad case, get your doc to prescribe oral steroids. Total relief. And adds 3-5 mph to your fastball.


Had some bad experiences, huh?
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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby td11 » Thu Jun 05, 2014 11:52:01

it's true, tomatopie fucked the poison ivy
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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby TomatoPie » Thu Jun 05, 2014 11:54:18

PrattRules wrote:
TomatoPie wrote:
PrattRules wrote:Think I got poison ivy.


Get into the shower with a bar of soap. Begin at the top of your head and wash evrything thouroughly. Even your feet, because the water is rinsing the poison resin off your upper body and it runs downhill.

Identify every piece of clothing you were wearing when exposed and wash them, including shoes. Wash your hands after handling these clothes. Wash any tool you had at the time (golf club, shovel, dog leash, whatever).

There are no topical applications to cure poison ivy, but some give itch relief. Once you have washed completely, you cannot spread it on yourself or to others.

Wash. Wash thoroughly and immediately.

If you get a really bad case, get your doc to prescribe oral steroids. Total relief. And adds 3-5 mph to your fastball.


Had some bad experiences, huh?


learned it all the hard way
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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby SK790 » Thu Jun 05, 2014 12:59:58

td11 wrote:it's true, tomatopie fucked the poison ivy

This may be a joke, but I've got poison ivy on my dick before. :/
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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby SK790 » Thu Jun 05, 2014 13:01:05

Also got it in my eye once. no PIP.

I fucking hate poison ivy...
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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby my cousin mose » Thu Jun 05, 2014 13:03:09

pacino wrote:Why is that considered country

great question
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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Jun 05, 2014 13:05:22

genre sheriffs over here

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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby SK790 » Thu Jun 05, 2014 13:06:26

Why is an apple called an apple?
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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Jun 05, 2014 13:07:57

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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby my cousin mose » Thu Jun 05, 2014 13:08:47

blake shelton i'm ok with. the music sucks for the most part but he's a likable guy. luke bryan... whatever. but these florida georgia line assholes are terrible and all the hacks they've ushered in to what's considered country these days are worse. which is why i said it's only going to get worse. but in the end really it's all just pop radio so they're all going to pander to the same lowest common denominator anyways. probably not worth me bitching about it.
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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby my cousin mose » Thu Jun 05, 2014 13:09:55

IM SORRY BUT I THOUGHT WE WERE LIVING IN A COUNTRY CALLED AMURRRICA WHERE I HAD THE FREEDOMS TO SPEAK MY MIND
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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Jun 05, 2014 13:11:20

radio country and radio pop are bother better than radio rock. heard Puddle of Mudd are back in the news

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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby my cousin mose » Thu Jun 05, 2014 13:15:38

yeah see i can't even speak to that b/c i haven't turned on an fm rock radio station in years.
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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby SK790 » Thu Jun 05, 2014 13:16:56

Houshphandzadeh wrote:radio country and radio pop are bother better than radio rock. heard Puddle of Mudd are back in the news

Radio country is by far the worst.
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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby CalvinBall » Thu Jun 05, 2014 13:19:03

not if you really want to here that one hit song, just listen for a few minutes and it will surely get played.

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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby SK790 » Thu Jun 05, 2014 13:20:20

That's true.
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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby laf837 » Thu Jun 05, 2014 13:21:25

Houshphandzadeh wrote:radio country and radio pop are bother better than radio rock. heard Puddle of Mudd are back in the news



what's radio rock these days?
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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby my cousin mose » Thu Jun 05, 2014 13:22:14

did philly ever replace y100? serious question -- i moved away not long after
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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby SK790 » Thu Jun 05, 2014 13:23:01

Wanted to make a joke about Papa Roach getting back together, but they're still an active band, apparently.
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