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Postby phatj » Sat May 17, 2014 12:05:53

eom
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby BigEd76 » Sat May 17, 2014 12:24:30

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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby WheelsFellOff » Sat May 17, 2014 13:26:58

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So far the Eagles have been unable willing to at least make a good will jester - Garry Cobb, Professional Sportswriter

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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby td11 » Sat May 17, 2014 13:51:58

phatj i'm afraid i have some terrible news about your detergent......
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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby drsmooth » Sat May 17, 2014 14:03:17

Enzymes

it's enzymes
Yes, but in a double utley you can put your utley on top they other guy's utley, and you're the winner. (Swish)

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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby Soren » Sat May 17, 2014 14:58:02

why does the laundry smell like fish
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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby phatj » Sat May 17, 2014 15:18:57

td11 wrote:phatj i'm afraid i have some terrible news about your detergent......

Well when you think about the time and effort it took to fill a two-gallon jug, it's a pretty good value
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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby Barry Jive » Sat May 17, 2014 19:04:38

some dumb horse beat a bunch of other dumb horses in a race
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby The B1G Piece » Sat May 17, 2014 19:20:58

Barry Jive wrote:some dumb horse beat a bunch of other dumb horses in a race

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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby SK790 » Sat May 17, 2014 20:14:14

Spent all afternoon shoveling dirt and planting seeds. Felt good. Gonna have a ton of veggies and herbs in a few months.
I like teh waether

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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby jamiethekiller » Sat May 17, 2014 21:12:08

My mom came up to visit today. First time she's been to Philly in 20 years. She came up and I parked her car in the acme parking lot around the corner. PPA is nearly impossible to get guest passes for my neighborhood so she couldn't park on my street. Well the car got towed from the lot 15 minutes before getting the car. 205 dollars for athe tow. Ugh.

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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby Bucky » Sat May 17, 2014 22:20:34

dang, my facebook jab was even 20 bucks short

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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby Barry Jive » Sat May 17, 2014 22:26:22

sheesh what the hell. that is some horrible luck
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby jamiethekiller » Sat May 17, 2014 22:42:47

Went to puck the car up and there were a line of trucks at the lot and all the cars they had hitched had acme flyers on them. Guy said they got at least 20 cars from there today

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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby Doll Is Mine » Sun May 18, 2014 01:07:51

Oh my... :lol:


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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby 702 » Sun May 18, 2014 01:07:56

So much easier to just shit and shower instead of wipe.

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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby PrattRules » Sun May 18, 2014 01:24:26

Girls, man. What gives?
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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby PrattRules » Sun May 18, 2014 01:27:33

Pinafore > Penzance
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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby PrattRules » Sun May 18, 2014 01:35:10

Damn, couldn't think of Jim Jefferies name for, like, 2 hours.
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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby PrattRules » Sun May 18, 2014 01:40:46

Threw my shorts into the corner and then realized I had my phone in there.
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