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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Sun Mar 02, 2014 04:43:28

TenuredVulture wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:$191 to borrow a tux :q


just buy one. Wear it twice, and it pays for itself.


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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Sun Mar 02, 2014 05:07:15

CalvinBall wrote:Haven't pooped since Tuesday. At least I think. Not more recent than that though. Getting scared.

Have any milk of magnesia? Fill that little cup that comes with it, mix that in a glass of water and drink it down. In 2 or 3 hours, you'll be geyser pooping.
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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby SK790 » Sun Mar 02, 2014 08:18:34

CalvinBall wrote:Don't smoke or drink coffee. Got a little bit out today. Gonna try a softener tomorrow. Part of it is I haven't eaten much in the past four days. Mostly bagels and ice cream.

both of them would probably be super effective then. seriously, i'd try the coffee. like 1/4 of a cup would probably do the job and it's not like you have to be a coffee drinker because you took it for quasi-medical reasons.
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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Sun Mar 02, 2014 10:53:25

TenuredVulture wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:$191 to borrow a tux :q



just buy one. Wear it twice, and it pays for itself.

you know this isn't workable advice. the groomsmens have to have matching chintzy ties and lapels

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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby The Dude » Sun Mar 02, 2014 11:05:35

i recall his argument being that the groom is a bridezilla then
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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby JUburton » Sun Mar 02, 2014 11:10:37

I'm going to hope that by the time I get married, all of my groomsmen have a workable dark suit and they can just wear that. God damn do I hate tux rentals.

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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby Slowhand » Sun Mar 02, 2014 11:19:11

Bought some hot buffalo sauce last week. Easily one of the best decisions in my life.

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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby Bucky » Sun Mar 02, 2014 11:26:09

JUburton wrote:I'm going to hope that by the time I get married, all of my groomsmen have a workable dark suit and they can just wear that. God damn do I hate tux rentals.


pull a woddy and then they'll just need matching speedos

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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby Wolfgang622 » Sun Mar 02, 2014 11:53:10

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:$191 to borrow a tux :q



just buy one. Wear it twice, and it pays for itself.

you know this isn't workable advice. the groomsmens have to have matching chintzy ties and lapels


Still recommend owning your own black tie. I bought mine 12 years ago, still love it.
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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby td11 » Sun Mar 02, 2014 12:13:54

12 years a black tie
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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby drsmooth » Sun Mar 02, 2014 12:17:44

Slowhand wrote:Bought some hot buffalo sauce last week. Easily one of the best decisions in my life.


you mean as opposed to the other kind? (sauce, not decisions)
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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby TenuredVulture » Sun Mar 02, 2014 13:23:24

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:$191 to borrow a tux :q



just buy one. Wear it twice, and it pays for itself.

you know this isn't workable advice. the groomsmens have to have matching chintzy ties and lapels



Is the wedding in a double wide?
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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby CalvinBall » Sun Mar 02, 2014 15:56:30

poop update: have gone probably 6 times today. when it rains it pours.

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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby slugsrbad » Sun Mar 02, 2014 16:02:47

Don't forget to hydrate.

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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby PrattRules » Sun Mar 02, 2014 16:09:55

or to wipe
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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby Didn't I? » Sun Mar 02, 2014 16:33:37

Or to keep us updated on your poops.
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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby The Dude » Sun Mar 02, 2014 20:24:51

my awesome neighbor just brought us some cupcakes bc she works at Sweet Elizabeth's. so happy
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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby CalvinBall » Sun Mar 02, 2014 20:39:14

Have fun shoveling her sidewalk tomorrow to return the favor.

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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby The Dude » Sun Mar 02, 2014 20:40:10

hey GUY, her boyfriend shovelled ours last time

i have a feeling this snow won't amount to much anyway. i really want off
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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby Barry Jive » Sun Mar 02, 2014 20:47:21

i'm looking forward to coming home from work tomorrow night and drinking a lot of bourbon
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