check out tomorrow's Target ad. what the heck kind of top is the brunette on P2 wearing? It's not one of the sale items from that page.

JFTR, on pages 1-2, Y,Y,Y

Haven't pooped since Tuesday. At least I think. Not more recent than that though. Getting scared.

CalvinBall wrote:Haven't pooped since Tuesday. At least I think. Not more recent than that though. Getting scared.

Painkillers?

I have been taking a lot, yes.

Bucky wrote:check out tomorrow's Target ad. what the heck kind of top is the brunette on P2 wearing? It's not one of the sale items from that page.

JFTR, on pages 1-2, Y,Y,Y

r u from the future?

crap i blew my cover

CalvinBall wrote:Haven't pooped since Tuesday. At least I think. Not more recent than that though. Getting scared.

Slowly going the way of bury me

i remember when i posted about how i hadn't pooped in 4 days. self medicated by smoking a cigarette because i remember an episode house where he prescribed someone cigarettes because they were constipated. worked almost instantly.

i'm not saying that calvin should do this.

Have a cup of coffee, and if that doesn't work, go to Taco Bell

cigarettes are poop summoners

i guess you could try just about any diuretic. coffee is probably a good suggestion and won't give you lung cancer.

$191 to borrow a tux

so that knife attack in china is pretty insane

You're not kidding

Don't smoke or drink coffee. Got a little bit out today. Gonna try a softener tomorrow. Part of it is I haven't eaten much in the past four days. Mostly bagels and ice cream.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:$191 to borrow a tux

just buy one. Wear it twice, and it pays for itself.

unless all the guys have to "match". then there's not much of a choice.

I got like 5 tuxes. you can borrow one 'o mine. I think I have 44R and 44L. shirts are shot though.

Black matches black.

im picking up the costs, and its as 125 to rent per person, i believe. where did they go???

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