Houshphandzadeh wrote:depends what the situation was in the other two stalls when he was making his decision

Does it? First stall handicap stall, leave it open. Take next one. No reason to walk down to last stall to crap. This isn't a middle urinal decision.

next one might have piss and pubehairs all over the seat yo

our mailman has a 3 foot long pony tail and brushes his teeth in the men's room twice a day while at work. he also exclusively greets people with a "hoooooooooooooooo" that always makes me wanna say "THUNDERCATS" right before

At work there's a urinal right next to the stall, and if you're at that urinal you can see the reflection of the person's ass in the stall on the tile wall.

worried werthless has had weird stuff stuck to his butt his whole life and doesn't know it

He's got a private bathroom at work. It's how the other half lives.

jerseyhoya wrote:He's got a private bathroom at work. It's how the other half lives.

i knew it

werthless is the 1%

Occupy Werthless' Shitter

well I hope he doesn't take bathroom safety for granted when he's out in the wild

I've sat on a public toilet less than a half dozen times in my life. Extreme emergencies only. The first time was back in 1997 at the movie theater in the middle of The Wishmaster. I was 15. Felt relieved and disgusted all at the same time.

i like to take luxurious shits at work and think about my hourly pay

td11 wrote:Occupy Werthless' Shitter

Be careful though, his terrier might jump on you.

the terrier is tired of this turd tyranny

td11 wrote:

Werthless wrote:How exactly did the location of the crapper interfere with your bathroom experience?

i refuse to shit in a stall adjacent to another shitter. need at least a one stall buffer

Our office has three stalls and three urinals. Urinals are first around the corner, then the stalls. Stall closest to the entrance is a handicap stall, but you can kind of see through the crack in the door which means I never use it during a busy work day (i.e. weekday).

If I'm pissing, I'm comfortable using either the urinal closest to the handi stall or the one closest to the entrance. When I know the office isn't crowded (like on a weekend), I may take the middle urinal.

If duty calls I ALWAYS take the stall farthest from the entrance. If that stall is occupied, I try again in five minutes unless it's a dire emergency. On a Saturday or Sunday, I may stretch out and use the handi stall. I've NEVER used the middle stall.

Eem wrote: If that stall is occupied, I try again in five minutes unless it's a dire emergency.

just soakin up another man's stench

Eem wrote:

td11 wrote:

Werthless wrote:How exactly did the location of the crapper interfere with your bathroom experience?

i refuse to #$!&@ in a stall adjacent to another #$!&@. need at least a one stall buffer

Our office has three stalls and three urinals. Urinals are first around the corner, then the stalls. Stall closest to the entrance is a handicap stall, but you can kind of see through the crack in the door which means I never use it during a busy work day (i.e. weekday).

If I'm pissing, I'm comfortable using either the urinal closest to the handi stall or the one closest to the entrance. When I know the office isn't crowded (like on a weekend), I may take the middle urinal.

If duty calls I ALWAYS take the stall farthest from the entrance. If that stall is occupied, I try again in five minutes unless it's a dire emergency. On a Saturday or Sunday, I may stretch out and use the handi stall. I've NEVER used the middle stall.

Truly, the center stall should not even have a hopper. Or a door.

Just found out now there is a dash near the numeric keys on a keyboard. My whole life has been a lie.

also a slash also an enter key

So did you just think the number pad had add, multiply and divide but no subtract?

The stall doors are the buffer, sheesh