River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby Wheels Tupay » Tue Feb 11, 2014 16:43:41

I pay zero attention to the number pad.
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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby Werthless » Tue Feb 11, 2014 17:38:54

Wheels Tupay wrote:I pay zero attention to the number pad.

Could have saved yourself 4 characters if you did.

I pay 0 attention 2 the number pad.

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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby Soren » Tue Feb 11, 2014 17:40:42

:lol:
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby azrider » Tue Feb 11, 2014 18:34:55

Eem wrote:
td11 wrote:
Werthless wrote:How exactly did the location of the crapper interfere with your bathroom experience?


i refuse to #$!&@ in a stall adjacent to another #$!&@. need at least a one stall buffer

Our office has three stalls and three urinals. Urinals are first around the corner, then the stalls. Stall closest to the entrance is a handicap stall, but you can kind of see through the crack in the door which means I never use it during a busy work day (i.e. weekday).

If I'm pissing, I'm comfortable using either the urinal closest to the handi stall or the one closest to the entrance. When I know the office isn't crowded (like on a weekend), I may take the middle urinal.

If duty calls I ALWAYS take the stall farthest from the entrance. If that stall is occupied, I try again in five minutes unless it's a dire emergency. On a Saturday or Sunday, I may stretch out and use the handi stall. I've NEVER used the middle stall.


statistically the middle stall has been proven time and time again as the least used stall in the bathroom.

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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby Rev_Beezer » Tue Feb 11, 2014 19:13:47

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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby Wheels Tupay » Tue Feb 11, 2014 19:35:21

That's the spirit.
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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Feb 11, 2014 19:41:54

We have one stall, and no urinal in our bathroom. You gotta watch for pee before you sit to shit.
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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby phatj » Tue Feb 11, 2014 20:09:09

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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby SK790 » Tue Feb 11, 2014 23:07:50

you guys think too much about where you shit. shit wherever and be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby PrattRules » Tue Feb 11, 2014 23:09:28

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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby PhillieMooDo » Tue Feb 11, 2014 23:10:11

Just found out I've been accepted into UW's Physical Therapy program.

Feels good, man.
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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby PrattRules » Tue Feb 11, 2014 23:11:35

"Congrats are in order." Really hate that phrase. Anyway, congrats are in order.
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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby The Dude » Tue Feb 11, 2014 23:11:38

congrats man.
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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby WheelsFellOff » Tue Feb 11, 2014 23:12:41

Congrats are on backorder.
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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby The Dude » Tue Feb 11, 2014 23:13:55

congrats in advance
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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby WheelsFellOff » Tue Feb 11, 2014 23:14:46

prograts
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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby The Dude » Tue Feb 11, 2014 23:17:41

Dr MooDoo has a nice ring
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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby PrattRules » Tue Feb 11, 2014 23:17:51

I really don't like the word "treat" either.
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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby BigEd76 » Tue Feb 11, 2014 23:18:19

Always hated the word "tasty"

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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby PrattRules » Tue Feb 11, 2014 23:19:44

BigEd76 wrote:Always hated the word "tasty"


Me too. Oddly enough, I always liked this scene.

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