last week when i was in vegas my daughter developed an ear infection with a fever and my wife became sick with a fever of 102.5. While taking our daughter to the doc, the car got a flat tire. papa bought a tire inflater that plugs into the lighter in the car inflated the tire and gave it to us to put in the trunk. i think he's starting to take a shine to me

z ipper wrote:met a dude who is 36/37, has had intercourse one time and has a six-year old kid. i shit you not.

Was there a reason he told you any of this?

phatj wrote:Some things are just weird though. A 48-oz jar of capers is no doubt a great deal per ounce, but who goes through capers fast enough to justify a huge jar taking up space in the fridge?

I'm pretty sure my tribe consumes capers at several times the rate of the average US household.

One of those whopper jars holds us for 4-5 months

drsmooth wrote:

phatj wrote:Some things are just weird though. A 48-oz jar of capers is no doubt a great deal per ounce, but who goes through capers fast enough to justify a huge jar taking up space in the fridge?

I'm pretty sure my tribe consumes capers at several times the rate of the average US household.

One of those whopper jars holds us for 4-5 months

When I read posts like this I think of the Copper Clapper Caper and smile quietly to myself.

CalvinBall wrote:

z ipper wrote:met a dude who is 36/37, has had intercourse one time and has a six-year old kid. i #$!&@ you not.

Was there a reason he told you any of this?

Because obviously the dude has a magical penis for Christ sake.

Woody wrote:eBay?

Unfortunately I have to feel the merchandise first... I mean i couple these cargos with some pair of boxer briefs and I can triple stack some Viagra and have a raging hard on for three days and no one is the wiser.

I mean that's the American dream right there

so, my degree completion program is going to involve seeing the same 8 people every Monday for 4 hours from now until April 2016.

I don't remember the last time I a clicked into a Phillies thread and actually read the posts.

it's like hanging out with the same 8 people for 4 hours every day for 2 years

Bucky wrote:it's like hanging out with the same 8 people for 4 hours every day for 2 years

I thought John Bolaris was run out of town, decommissioned, embarrassed, etc but there he is writing for Philly.com

internet/cable is still down. Service will still be down on Thursday. haha. hahaha.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I thought John Bolaris was run out of town, decommissioned, embarrassed, etc but there he is writing for Philly.com

It's not how many times you fall, it's how many times you pick yourself back up! :D

Firefox was scrunching my text up, so I switched to Chrome, with which I can't access Google Calendar (ffs)

Scrolldilocks over here

yesterday, I noticed the tiny little button next to a thread, on the mobile version of this site, that lets you check the first unread post. I always assumed that the feature wasn't available for phones. THIS MAKES EVERYTHING SO MUCH MORE CONVENIENT

and I was too embarrassed to admit it, but after having slept on it, i'm comfortable telling everybody

that's what she said

I remember telling Housh about that at BSG Nite IV (or V?) and changing his life for the good. I like to help when I can.

yeah that thing is pretty crucial on mobile