what, mermaids just live in darkness

Houshphandzadeh wrote:what, mermaids just live in darkness

Merfolk are assholes.

speaking of which, I wonder where Ariel poops from

He good.

Also, DJ lady needs to shut the fuck up.

oh noez....Cousin has the flu. The Eagles win streak is in jeopardy

Birds haven't lost since Mrs TP brought me rubber Eagles bracelet made by one of her patients. I wear it during games.

I don't understand Magik or any of the "card" games. When I was young, our fantasy games were run with dice and paper like real men.

Another shooting at a Colorado HS today. FFS

Maybe all the fitness they've got going on there has side effects.

it's a nice day in and around the phoenix area and just got back from running some errands... however a question arose. what's up with the spinners or sign holders? i saw like four different places with people holding signs out next to the road. was their regular signage insufficient to draw in business?

i mean...

jiffy lube, no waiting. great, i don't need an oil change for another 2700 miles, but since there is no waiting, fuck it, i'm saving the extra five minutes and not have to worry about making an appointment.

pawn shop. yeah, that lawn mower was taking up too much room in my trunk and that gold chain was starting to get a little annoying.

now leasing. sign me the hell up, great deal i'm selling the house.

these are just not random things that make me pull over. now if it were five dollar lap dances and one dollar mcribs totally different story.

the signs worked though. you're thinking about them and 6 months down the line you're gonna get an oil change, upgrade your lawn mower, hock your gold chain, and lease a new home for what is shaping up to be one busy saturday

Napalm wrote:the signs worked though. you're thinking about them and 6 months down the line you're gonna get an oil change, upgrade your lawn mower, hock your gold chain, and lease a new home for what is shaping up to be one busy saturday

with the amount of drugs and alcohol i use... trying to remember something i saw six hours ago is tough enough yet alone six months from now.

click on the hotties thread while working from home?

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It's the blonde chick from Big Bang theory in a bra, it's a screen cap from the show.

SK790 wrote:click on the hotties thread while working from home?

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How is this even a question? Just don't do it within your remote desktop session or whatever

phatj wrote:

SK790 wrote:click on the hotties thread while working from home?

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How is this even a question? Just don't do it within your remote desktop session or whatever

Hah I definitely avoid it when I'm connected to the VPN

I have my work laptop sitting in front of my home desktop monitor on a two-tier desk, with the desktop keyboard on a slide-out tray. Best setup.