Hide yo kids, hide you wife, hide you patio chairs

This would never happen if we allowed chairs to carry.

I've heard of chair-ishing something but that guy's gone too far

Guess that chair was rocking... and rolling.

there were no hinges on my side, unfortunately.

and only twice, TV. I was too busy working through the 5 stages of grief --- I couldn't concentrate until I got to acceptance.

swishnicholson wrote:FFS Monkeyboy, you're supposed to go out on the ledge in your boxer shorts. Haven't you watched any madcap comedies?

I considered going out the window and climbing down into the back courtyard, but then I would've been in just my boxers with no key to reenter.

The only good thing that will come of it is some amount of pity points from my wife because she feels bad about locking me in there. I may be able to cash in those points for sex at a later date.

Started researching some bars for this rapidly approaching Chicago trip and saw bar in Wrighleyville had 5 dollar O-bombs. Googled "what is an o-bomb" and the first response was "O bombs are amazing. U wanna get laid, buy the chick o-bombs."

sweet shirt but the last line seems a little off

Just took some NyQuil

Eem wrote:Just took some NyQuil

Fuck that shit... purple drank!!!

I had some of the ZzQuil stuff Saturday and Sunday night. Dunno if it helped me fall asleep, but there was less of the foggy head thing the next morning than is usually the case with NyQuil.

can't do Nyquil. just feel so awful the next day.

the trick with NyQuil is making sure you have at least 9-10 hours of sleep when you take it

it always fucks with me and I end up sleeping pretty poorly, waking up a couple times a night

one time i took some in the afternoon around 3. i had some banquet to go to that night at the high school i was working at. pretty huge mistake. i couldnt function at the banquet. my eye kept watering. i couldnt see straight. ive never used recreational drugs but im guessing i looked and acted like i did that night.

usually they're a lot more fun

Soren wrote:the trick with NyQuil is making sure you have at least 9-10 hours of sleep when you take it

truth. i pretty much can never take any sort of cold aid that knocks you out if i have to work the next day. makes me super groggy and have headaches.

CalvinBall wrote:one time i took some in the afternoon around 3. i had some banquet to go to that night at the high school i was working at. pretty huge TINY mistake. i couldnt function at the banquet. my eye kept watering. i couldnt see straight. ive never used recreational drugs but im guessing i looked and acted like i did that night.

FYP

Took NyQuil last night, feel awesome today. Although I have another stupid sinus infection and it's not allergies