Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby Barry Jive » Tue Apr 02, 2013 09:03:15

it was Sunday night, and Uggla saw them incidentally because he was dating (and is now married to) a friend of the roommate's. so he took the opportunity to say "nice tits"
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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby Barry Jive » Tue Apr 02, 2013 09:50:02

my friend drinks a ton of coffee, hates it any way but black, and buys nothing but Kirkland's Best from Costco
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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby CalvinBall » Tue Apr 02, 2013 09:53:15

seems like dan uggla is divorced according to the internet.

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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby Barry Jive » Tue Apr 02, 2013 09:59:56

well, was married to i guess
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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby Grotewold » Tue Apr 02, 2013 10:01:19

He should 86 whoever does his shirt laundry

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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby pacino » Tue Apr 02, 2013 10:15:33

damn, took a health assessment at work for my insurance and i'm in the 'dangerous' zone in regards to my weight. according to them, a 6 foot person should be 140-184. My ideal weight (190) is still over the limit. :(
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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby Barry Jive » Tue Apr 02, 2013 10:18:32

where's that ideal weight coming from?
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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby pacino » Tue Apr 02, 2013 10:21:33

what my heart doctor told me should be my goal
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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby Barry Jive » Tue Apr 02, 2013 10:23:12

i'm assuming your insurance is going by BMI since i think i'm supposed to be 190 lbs. at 6'1" by that scale. is there any danger of this impacting your insurance?
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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby pacino » Tue Apr 02, 2013 10:25:58

other than all these phone calls making sure i am 'following my plan', i dont think so.
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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby PrattRules » Tue Apr 02, 2013 10:44:22

Chase Utley would be overweight by that definition.
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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby Woody » Tue Apr 02, 2013 11:49:55

bmi is mostly horse shit, tell them to eat a D

and find your way to the COCONUT OIL fitness thread
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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby pacino » Tue Apr 02, 2013 11:52:23

i mostly want to get rid of the ten pounds in my face. :(

me not drinking much anymore seems to have helped the bloated look everywhere except my face
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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby Grotewold » Tue Apr 02, 2013 11:52:37

I feel like belly fat is what counts. Get a tape measure and, yeah, the oil

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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Apr 02, 2013 11:55:10

168 pounds of skin and skeleton

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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby pacino » Tue Apr 02, 2013 11:56:39

i am 20 over what i should be, so i probably should buckle down. this is gonna hurt.
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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Apr 02, 2013 11:57:39

I'm lying I have a beer belly

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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby Woody » Tue Apr 02, 2013 11:59:26

pacino wrote:i mostly want to get rid of the ten pounds in my face. :(

me not drinking much anymore seems to have helped the bloated look everywhere except my face


in all seriousness, try and cut out grains/bread/pasta/rice + sugar for like 2 weeks and i'll bet you notice a lot of the "puffiness" go away, or at least reduce. if that works, try and keep it up

eat meat eggs fish and vegetables, fuck bitches
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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby pacino » Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:00:25

had a friend tell me he got up to 230 lbs. he's 5'10. how do some people hide it so well? i weigh less than him and am taller, but he's the one with no double chin.

know another guy that is 6'9'' and 140 lbs.
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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby Trent Steele » Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:00:51

Woody wrote:
pacino wrote:i mostly want to get rid of the ten pounds in my face. :(

me not drinking much anymore seems to have helped the bloated look everywhere except my face


in all seriousness, try and cut out grains/bread/pasta/rice + sugar for like 2 weeks and i'll bet you notice a lot of the "puffiness" go away, or at least reduce. if that works, try and keep it up

eat meat eggs fish and vegetables, fuck bitches


seriously, stfu
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