Woody wrote:

pacino wrote:i mostly want to get rid of the ten pounds in my face.

me not drinking much anymore seems to have helped the bloated look everywhere except my face

in all seriousness, try and cut out grains/bread/pasta/rice + sugar for like 2 weeks and i'll bet you notice a lot of the "puffiness" go away, or at least reduce. if that works, try and keep it up

eat meat eggs fish and vegetables, #$!&@ bitches

good idea. i do eat way too much bread and cheese. i did make salmon and apple salad last night for dinner, so it's a start. turkey tonight.

pacino wrote:had a friend tell me he got up to 230 lbs. he's 5'10. how do some people hide it so well?

Muscles?

BigEd76 wrote:

pacino wrote:had a friend tell me he got up to 230 lbs. he's 5'10. how do some people hide it so well?

I have a really small frame and look significantly worse with even an extra 5-8 pounds. That guy is probably the opposite.

And yeah, muscle.

BigEd76 wrote:

pacino wrote:had a friend tell me he got up to 230 lbs. he's 5'10. how do some people hide it so well?

Muscles?

Not this guy. He just genetically doesnt seem to get a fat face

Trent Steele wrote:

Woody wrote:

pacino wrote:i mostly want to get rid of the ten pounds in my face.

me not drinking much anymore seems to have helped the bloated look everywhere except my face

in all seriousness, try and cut out grains/bread/pasta/rice + sugar for like 2 weeks and i'll bet you notice a lot of the "puffiness" go away, or at least reduce. if that works, try and keep it up

eat meat eggs fish and vegetables, fuck bitches

seriously, stfu

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pacino wrote:know another guy that is 6'9'' and 140 lbs.

I don't believe this, unless he just got out of a POW camp

phatj wrote:

pacino wrote:know another guy that is 6'9'' and 140 lbs.

I don't believe this, unless he just got out of a POW camp

Was down to 120 while he was in the hospital

Crohn's? Chemo?

never asked that, but i do know he has had multiple back surgeries so he was never able to work out. he walks with a weird hunch. we're work friends, he's not a bad guy but doesnt take care of himself. his mom will make him a lunch and we will eat that lunch over the course of the entire week, then supplement it with mountain dew, monster, and doritos. i do fear for him in the future, to be honest. i've tried sending him exercises to do but he said it hurts to work out. he also smokes. at least he stopped doing drugs, because i doubt he could handle them.

i'm thinking some bone disease maybe

Manute bol was under 200 lbs when he first came stateside

Manute Bol of Chilli

CalvinBall wrote:Manute Bol of Chilli

Friends call him Chilli Bol?

Werthless wrote:

CalvinBall wrote:Manute Bol of Chilli

Friends call him Chilli Bol?

oh, I did laff

CalvinBall wrote:

Trent Steele wrote:

Woody wrote:

pacino wrote:i mostly want to get rid of the ten pounds in my face.

me not drinking much anymore seems to have helped the bloated look everywhere except my face

in all seriousness, try and cut out grains/bread/pasta/rice + sugar for like 2 weeks and i'll bet you notice a lot of the "puffiness" go away, or at least reduce. if that works, try and keep it up

eat meat eggs fish and vegetables, fuck bitches

seriously, stfu

dont want this bottom paged

Woke up this morning to find I was locked in my bedroom.

The doorknob came off the door and my wife shut the door and latched it. No phone, no food, no computer, no clothes --- just me sitting on the bed for 8.5 hours in my boxers waiting/hoping for my wife to come home. I entertained myself the first few hours trying to get out, including taking the rest of the doorknob apart with nail clippers. At one point about halfway through the day, I got really annoyed and decided to break it down, figuring it was the apartment owner's fault that they didn't fix the door. I gave it a healthy shoulder, not as hard as I could, but pretty damn hard, and it didn't budge. Instead, it really hurt my shoulder. Seriously, it really fucking hurt. So I laid back down on the bed and just waited. I figured my wife would be home either at 3:00 or 5:00. She arrived at 5:30. The worst part is that I lost a sunny day in Amsterdam and I'm not ready to go home yet.

FFS Monkeyboy, you're supposed to go out on the ledge in your boxer shorts. Haven't you watched any madcap comedies?

How many times did you masturbate?

TenuredVulture wrote:How many times did you masturbate?

he had no computer and that truly is a travesty.

What you needed was something to pop the hingepins out of the door hinges

or a hairpin

or some lube

i guess it's time to lock up the patio furniture.