I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything, trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.

And WHAT IS IT with the KEY RACKS next to the desk at the gym? What, do people think it's too hard for thieves if they keep their keys in their gym bag or locker? "Here, don't go through all that trouble. Just pick whatever car you like. Look, that one's a Mercedes key- that'd be nice to have!!"

woooooo thursday

Trent Steele wrote:what the fuck was in that dumpling, bill mcneal?

a baby rat that is fake

I'D EAT A REAL BABY RAT RIGHT NOW

one bacon egg and cheese was not enough

SHADDUP

but

hm

i'd also eat a baby rat or one bacon egg and cheese right now

TGIF

Houshphandzadeh wrote:TGIF

h8 u

despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a dumpling

that's a deep thought cal

Calvin, I love you

Billy Corgan struggling to find a rhyme for "dumpling"

his career is slumping

southern tier pumking

the smashing pumkings

I want to read bury me's senior thesis