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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby bury me » Tue Feb 05, 2013 13:50:14

no painkillers at all!

i think my lower intestines died. too much blood for my liking

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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Feb 05, 2013 13:56:44

It's time for an enema. Have you been eating normally?
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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby Rev_Beezer » Tue Feb 05, 2013 13:58:49

Michelle and I just had to write statements of faith for this one adoption agency. That was funny.
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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby td11 » Tue Feb 05, 2013 14:00:38

bury me wrote:no painkillers at all!

i think my lower intestines died. too much blood for my liking


blood in stool is bad. please see a medical professional
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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Feb 05, 2013 14:01:47

td11 wrote:
bury me wrote:no painkillers at all!

i think my lower intestines died. too much blood for my liking


blood in stool is bad. please see a medical professional


Let's hope it's just a hemorrhoid caused by trying to push a big load of crap out.
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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby BigEd76 » Tue Feb 05, 2013 14:03:42

Blood from the intestines makes your poop black. If it's red, it just means you tore your anus /Dim'd

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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby td11 » Tue Feb 05, 2013 14:04:37

if it's a lot of blood, the color doesn't matter.
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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby Slowhand » Tue Feb 05, 2013 14:06:08

bury me hasn't posted in 15 minutes getting worried over here re: bleeding anus

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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby Soren » Tue Feb 05, 2013 14:09:04

I shouldn't have laughed at that
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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Feb 05, 2013 14:09:59

I eat bananas from time to time, but I don't really like them.
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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby Woody » Tue Feb 05, 2013 14:20:37

TenuredVulture wrote:I eat bananas from time to time, but I don't really like them.


you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby CalvinBall » Tue Feb 05, 2013 14:24:12

RIP

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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Feb 05, 2013 14:29:43

That was frightening. I've literally said every single one of those things in the produce aisle. Especially the part about the stickers.





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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby Woody » Tue Feb 05, 2013 14:36:08

TenuredVulture wrote:That was frightening. I've literally said every single one of those things in the produce aisle. Especially the part about the stickers.





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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby Grotewold » Tue Feb 05, 2013 14:36:59

In an outtake he hides a lime in the brows

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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Feb 05, 2013 17:09:23

Woody wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:That was frightening. I've literally said every single one of those things in the produce aisle. Especially the part about the stickers.





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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Tue Feb 05, 2013 17:37:28

Slowhand wrote:bury me hasn't posted in 15 minutes getting worried over here re: bleeding anus

We should do something to cheer him up. Maybe get him a cake.

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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby swishnicholson » Tue Feb 05, 2013 17:40:57

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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Tue Feb 05, 2013 18:57:09

Cat has the hiccups. Kinda funny because each hiccup is followed by a confused "WTF" look on his face.
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Re: random details shared over the internet ad nauseam

Postby bury me » Tue Feb 05, 2013 18:58:11

Phan In Phlorida wrote:
Slowhand wrote:bury me hasn't posted in 15 minutes getting worried over here re: bleeding anus

We should do something to cheer him up. Maybe get him a cake.

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