that's awful

why was the wife driving?

z ipper wrote:why was the wife driving?

Cause guys don't drive Cavaliers? I dunno. They may have been coming from the wedding instead of going to it....that part wasn't clear

I got pulled over this morning. I thought the speed limit on the street was 30 MPH. I saw the cop behind me so I was watching my speedometer and was about 27 or 28, but he said he clocked me at 34. But the speed limit was 20 MPH which is just laughable, even for a residential street. Luckily, he just gave me a warning, otherwise it would have been $206. Watch out for richie rich areas in small towns.

These dip & squeeze Heinz ketchup packets are fantastic.

Frosty originated YOLO in Frosty Returns.

my grades are awful this semester.

can i help

PTOITWCFTPP wrote:Frosty originated YOLO in Frosty Returns.

Hmm...

Junk Mail Monday

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Junk Mail Monday

Unsubscribe Monday

It's fucking insane. I'm too lazy to unsubscribe though.

The Dude wrote:can i help

do you want to read a shitty book of poetry for me?

also:

Didn't I? wrote:It's #$!&@ insane. I'm too lazy to unsubscribe though.

just got off the toilet and i feel fuck ing phenomenal. i really don't remember the last time i went, it must have been at least four days. unfortunately i do not keep a log on my gastronomical adventures. and while i am quite proud of the effort and result, i am still a little disturbed that i had like 15 inches and 2 pounds of shit just sitting inside of me for so long. i mean what would have happened if i died in the past 24 hours? who would have had to deal with that?

how does the shark look from way up there

whoosh

so I go to the vending machine to settle for some pop-tarts for lunch which, like almost everything else in the machine, usually cost one buck, only to find out that they changed the price - only for the pop-tarts! - to... get this....

$1.05

that's some real life trolling right there

phatj wrote:

Soren wrote:whoosh

think about it, fonzie