3. drunk texting

My wife is watching some corny movie on the hallmark channel right now. This movie is corny as shit, but I think I may be in love with the lead.

Image isn't loading for me. Her name is lindy booth. Very cute red head.
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Grabbed a balloon and started volleying it with the misses. Turned into an intense game of Balloon Volleyball. I lost. Disappointing.

my roommate got a boxspring for his bed this week. had to bum a condom tonight. real proud of him.

did a horse and carriage ride and dinner for my girlfriend's birthday tonight. real good night overall at Garbage Island. think this might be the first time me and one of my roommates have both gotten laid on the same night in the same place

Azrider, did you have sex today?

Doll Is Mine wrote:Azrider, did you have sex today?

as of 1:45 am... that's a negative. unless of course I want to drive like 35 miles round trip. I will probably just get some pics sent to me instead and take care of things myself.

oh, also "horse and carriage ride" is not a euphemism

You guys are great.

Barry Jive wrote:oh, also "horse and carriage ride" is not a euphemism

but it surely could be

pretty near hearing an accident go out and then being able to pull it up on the traffic cameras

(9:59AM Sunday)

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Sitting at a light. I'm going straight. Light is Green for me. Cars opposite me start turning left on the Green Yield light. It wasn't an arrow you idiots. Not one, but two cars do this. If I had gunned it, i would have plowed into this moron.

that's called a "Pittsburgh Left". There are a few intersections where this is OK, but not many. And never two cars FFS.

Went to the gym this morning and there's a guy listening to his iPod loud enough for me to hear it clearly. What was he listening to? Whitney Houston's "I Want to Dance With Somebody"

Slowhand wrote:Went to the gym this morning and there's a guy listening to his iPod loud enough for me to hear it clearly. What was he listening to? Whitney Houston's "I Want to Dance With Somebody"

Now he's havin a Sunday

Bucky wrote:that's called a "Pittsburgh Left". There are a few intersections where this is OK, but not many. And never two cars FFS.

The more you know. Thanks Bucky. Stop doing illegal turns though fellow Greensboroians.

that song rocks

STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE.

when traffic lights break, congestion eases

the more you know

AND SPEAKING OF FUCKING ASSHOLE DRIVERS

My cousin's cousin was killed and her husband was seriously injured in this accident last night. They were heading to a wedding and were stopped at a red light, then a Camry smashed into them from behind at about 100mph, sending them into a utility pole and a clothing bin, while the Camry LANDED ON SHEDS. They have two young children too...