A handwritten sign goes a long way, Calvin. Fuck those people.

'you dont care about saving lives'. wow, what a douche. bet he felt self-righteous too...obviously volunteers solely to tell others that he does it.

They get commission from the magazine sales. Or just take all the money and you never get the magazine. Not really sure if it was even magazines he wanted me to buy. Could have been books. He explained nothing.

got bored yesterday and created a 1275 song playlist. hell yeah

my cousin mose wrote:got bored yesterday and created a 1275 song playlist. hell yeah

See you in about 6,000 minutes.

Why even answer the door for a salesman

Slowhand wrote:Why even answer the door for a salesman

He thought it might be someone to mow the lawn for him.

Gave hummus an honest chance. Not for me.

my cousin mose wrote:got bored yesterday and created a 1275 song playlist. hell yeah

On spotify?

I think my kid has been watching too many phillies games or at least too much tmac. I just asked him how his ice pop was and his response was "good! Speaking of ice pops, can I watch a tv show?"

PrattRules wrote:Gave hummus an honest chance. Not for me.

He hasn't left yet

I love hummus but my buddy left some in my fridge and it's terrible. I keep giving it chances but I can't do it.

it's probably growing yeasts

Drinking too much soy milk

kinda sad lethal just up and left. also, has tupay been posting since his brief reappearance? meatball is mia too.

kinda sad but mainly a weird overreaction from a level headed dude. think the tax season broke him.

drugs

Why are NBA players constantly bringing their kids to the podium with them for interviews?

I didn't realize the Philadelphia Orchestra had gone into bankruptcy.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:why do these fuckers make pencils with erasers that don't work at all

There's only one pencil with a good enough eraser to use on sensitive materials, and it's driving me crazy I can't find it online. Usually I come home with like three in my pocket. I'll have to check the name at work and send it along to you, after which you should immediately go to your office manager and ordera gross.