Well, I didn't want him in my room. Listen, I slept in a room with roaches before
But... I never had one hop in bed and throw one leg over me
When they start to cuddle, that's when I draw the line

WheelsFellOff wrote:lack of tits and man hands in first pick likely a greater inhibitor to national popularity than whether or not she's had her ticket punched.

what you're saying is is "chick's a dude" correct

my moms woken up with roaches in her mouth before

jamiethekiller wrote:my moms woken up with roaches in her mouth before

lit?

drsmooth wrote:

WheelsFellOff wrote:lack of tits and man hands in first pick likely a greater inhibitor to national popularity than whether or not she's had her ticket punched.

what you're saying is is "chick's a dude" correct

Well, if chick's a dude, he's pretty and appears to have a cute ass.

Feel less creepy now that Victoria Justice is old enough to be No. 19 in the Maxim 100.

Are all the "lines" at Chic fil A restaurants around the country as screwed up as all the ones I've been to? It's always just a big cluster fuck of people standing around asking each other if they're in line, and nobody knows where the multiple lines start and it's just a mess. And it's not a fucking ATM, people, you can stand a little bit closer to the person ordering than 10 feet.

Slowhand wrote:Are all the "lines" at Chic fil A restaurants around the country as screwed up as all the ones I've been to? It's always just a big cluster fuck of people standing around asking each other if they're in line, and nobody knows where the multiple lines start and it's just a mess. And it's not a fucking ATM, people, you can stand a little bit closer to the person ordering than 10 feet.

All the ones I've been to. It's weird, because the drive thru is so efficient.

c'mon, you have to have proper space between people, because not doing so is, ya know, gay

that is one fine defender

gritty to say the least

video from david eckstein's youth soccer days

Houshphandzadeh wrote:the biggest freaking roach was just going on a journey of self-discovery right in our reading room. I've seen them downstairs before but this guy has balls. I put a cup over him and slid him into a corner, someone else can kill lil dude

Or you could make him your minion.

he is still under the cup and I do have this string

Yes, mother-in-law, I would be glad to do that google search for you and then email you the results... (question: how can I check on my tax refund)

ReadingPhilly wrote:video from david eckstein's youth soccer days

I laffed really hard

there's a girl here who is pretty good-looking but fairly bad-smelling

weird combo

Houshphandzadeh wrote:there's a girl here who is pretty good-looking but fairly bad-smelling

weird combo

shower time

mcgraw's girl running loose