well done

Spending two nights in VEGAS at RED ROCK RESORT in late June

the mental rolodex of "appropriate response in xkcd form"

Soren wrote:the mental rolodex of "appropriate response in xkcd form"

It's gotta be more than 80% of everything I see or hear triggers some song lyric, video clip, or image inside my brain. Couple that with a greater-than-I-care-to-admit ability to remember the above I've seen/heard only once or only in passing and I am constantly amazed I am able to hold a conversation with another human being.

Trent Steele wrote:

SK790 wrote:I got Homer Simpson singing the Max Power song to himself stuck in my head after reading about Trent winning that cash in the gambling thread.

He's the name you love to touch. But you mustn't touch.

My favorite part has to be "his name sounds good in your ear...but when you hear it, you musn't fear...because his name can be said by anyooooooonnnnneeeeeee"

I just saw a tax debt resolution commercial featuring Richard Hatch, warning us all about how the evil IRS is willing to put anyone in prison, "even if you're not a celebrity."

America, the only place where a guy can get famous for winning $1M, go to prison after failing to claim the prize on his tax returns even though it was one of the highest-rated programs on TV that season, then get endorsement deals for said tax evasion upon his release.

Bill McNeal wrote:I think my kid has been watching too many phillies games or at least too much tmac. I just asked him how his ice pop was and his response was "good! Speaking of ice pops, can I watch a tv show?"

I used the phrase "safe and secure" at work today. Wanted to kill myself the minute I realized what I did.

incredible universe was arguably the coolest retail store ever. fortunately there is fry's electronics and i would have serious problems moving to any locale that is more than a half an hour away from one.

two of my best friends have either been dating or been married since 1995. a couple months ago, the wife told he's been cheating. she said they were going to try and work it out since it's been so long. just heard now that they're separated and haven't talked in a week. i can't imagine what they're going through, 95% of their friends are the same.

who told the wife?

can't figure out who did it, but either way it sucks

he told his wife he did it

The Dude wrote:two of my best friends have either been dating or been married since 1995. a couple months ago, the wife told he's been cheating. she said they were going to try and work it out since it's been so long. just heard now that they're separated and haven't talked in a week. i can't imagine what they're going through, 95% of their friends are the same.

Sounds like a Huey Lewis song gone wrong

I've never gotten the Marty Brodeur fatso jokes. Is there a picture of him shirtless being all fat or something?

jerseyhoya wrote:I've never gotten the Marty Brodeur fatso jokes. Is there a picture of him shirtless being all fat or something?

Pretty certain this is legit:

I love Woody's avatar.

When does traffic from Philly to the shore get really bad

I usually leave around 9pm but am tempted to try earlier

Grotewold wrote:When does traffic from Philly to the shore get really bad

I usually leave around 9pm but am tempted to try earlier

On Memorial Day....leave by 3:30.