sue me

Soren wrote:gonna go a head and pretend I didn't listen to music I listened to when I was like 14

trust me, if i could erase the blink-182 rabbit tatty on the inside of my left butt check, i so would.

who am i kidding? no i wouldn't

just went back through some old random thoughts threads from march '09 when i enjoyed getting hammered and pressing the 'submit' button

guys, be honest. are my best years behind me? do you still find me attractive?

I mean. Things change.

you're a monster!

It's not you...actually...well

I work with this one lunatic, and like 2/3 of her sentences start with either "I'm just sayen" or "in my opinion.". The latter is her way of telling you she's going to go ahead and ignore whatever you told her to do.

you're damn right it's me

You might be from Philly if you pronounce Plymouth "plimet" and Meeting "mee-in"

Prinner instead of printer

Soren wrote:I work with this one lunatic, and like 2/3 of her sentences start with either "I'm just sayen" or "in my opinion.". The latter is her way of telling you she's going to go ahead and ignore whatever you told her to do.

beleeb me, i can rillate

Looks like she dries her hair by sticking a fork into a wall socket

If Doc Brown was a linebacker with a vagina

old (50+) women are just the worst

you know I'm at work text instead of call ffs

SK790 wrote:

my cousin mose wrote:ready for a life makover

shaving my head and gonna start listening to nu metal awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwright!

ask barry for tips.

make sure you know where your spare blades are before you start, or alternately, don't be too drunk to find them

Soren wrote:Prinner instead of printer

i definitely do this

I'm realizing lately I have to focus to not drop lots of consonants

wife's been getting on me lately for saying "melk" (milk) and "pella" (pillow)

dug up some old home movies from high school and college over the weekend, and holy crap did i have an accent. i feel like i've lost it a bit in the seven years since moving away from the area, but i had no idea