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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby jamiethekiller » Thu Feb 02, 2012 13:25:04

Honeycrisps and Pink Ladys and Crips are all bangers.


baby carrots are really really really huge carrots that have 'damage' to them so they can't sell them. they cut them down to size.
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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby phatj » Thu Feb 02, 2012 13:25:46

I wonder what happens to the carrot shavings.
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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby Woody » Thu Feb 02, 2012 13:31:08

jamiethekiller wrote:baby carrots are really really really huge carrots that have 'damage' to them so they can't sell them. they cut them down to site.


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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby Woody » Thu Feb 02, 2012 13:31:33

phatj wrote:I wonder what happens to the carrot shavings.


they feed it to the kangaroos they used to make the McDonald's burgers
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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby jamiethekiller » Thu Feb 02, 2012 13:38:20

I GOT SNOPES'D.

they ARE NOT made from big crooked carrots. they are specifically bred(although not small) for extra sugar and color(kids like that stuff)

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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby WheelsFellOff » Thu Feb 02, 2012 13:41:12

Seedless watermelons are really just seeds themselves of a giant pomegranate, distant relative to the giant peach.
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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby jerseyhoya » Thu Feb 02, 2012 13:44:02

I was going to bump the Gammons thread to note that he just tweeted "V" but I didn't want to upset EndlessSummer

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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Thu Feb 02, 2012 14:06:17

jamiethekiller wrote:i eat a lot of hazelnuts.

my dinner last night was baby carrots, hazelnuts, and half a bag of goldfish
edit: BALANCED


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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby jamiethekiller » Thu Feb 02, 2012 14:07:54

RIP blinky and stinky

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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby TenuredVulture » Thu Feb 02, 2012 14:24:12

Bushwood. hehe.
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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby azrider » Thu Feb 02, 2012 14:44:23

planning a little getaway this weekend...

and i need a NON-alcoholic drink to sip and enjoy for a nice little romantic evening in front of a fireplace. i am an alcoholic damn it, and hot chocolate doesn't really have that wow factor i'm looking for here. please help!

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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby Grotewold » Thu Feb 02, 2012 14:45:31

Shirley Temple? And instead of bear skin, lay on a pilates mat

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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby phatj » Thu Feb 02, 2012 14:49:04

Mulled cider
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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby azrider » Thu Feb 02, 2012 14:51:06

phatj wrote:Mulled cider


do you have to make it yourself?

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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby td11 » Thu Feb 02, 2012 14:51:25

Gingerale + OJ
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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby Grotewold » Thu Feb 02, 2012 14:51:44

Why does it take so long to produce and distribute TV-show DVDs? Amazon just sent my dad his Boardwalk Empire Season 1, DVDs, after Season 2 already aired

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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby azrider » Thu Feb 02, 2012 14:59:12

Grotewold wrote:Why does it take so long to produce and distribute TV-show DVDs? Amazon just sent my dad his Boardwalk Empire Season 1, DVDs, after Season 2 already aired


a good son would illegally download and burn the pirated videos for dad.

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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby Grotewold » Thu Feb 02, 2012 15:04:08

fair

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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby phatj » Thu Feb 02, 2012 15:12:13

azrider wrote:
phatj wrote:Mulled cider


do you have to make it yourself?

I imagine you can buy it, but it's really easy. Warm up some apple cider with a couple cinammon sticks and a few cloves. I'm pretty sure you can buy mulling spices prepackaged too.
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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby Youseff » Thu Feb 02, 2012 15:12:37

I will never open a Phish thread. Not even if the lure of high level trolling in it was being discussed elsewhere.
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