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by **WheelsFellOff** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 21:55:26

Had a girl I used to call corn sugar. She used to call the police.

by **Bill McNeal** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 21:56:59

Sewer rat might taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, because I won't eat the filthy mother-fucker.

by **TenuredVulture** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 22:05:00

Gummy vitamins for grownups?

by **pacino** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 23:03:11

gotta be honest, sju is apparently run by aholes :\

not the school i went to

by **drsmooth** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 23:15:25

Bill McNeal wrote:Sewer rat might taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, because I won't eat the filthy mother-fucker.

I admire a guy who is not afraid to draw a line somewhere

by **z ipper** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 23:21:15

put an oven out by the curb at like 530. it was gone by 630.
crazy. there are about five cars on my street an hour.

by **EndlessSummer** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 23:21:34

Placement of toilet paper dispensers in hotel bathrooms is a real issue in this country. They're always off to the side and 4 feet away from the can, and require double jointed shoulders to reach them. I'd like to see our candidates' stances on this matter.

by **phatj** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 23:23:06

EndlessSummer wrote:Placement of toilet paper dispensers in hotel bathrooms is a real issue in this country. They're always off to the side and 4 feet away from the can, and require double jointed shoulders to reach them. I'd like to see our candidates' stances on this matter.

I think we need open debate on all shit paper-related issues, such as wiping while seated or standing?

by **swishnicholson** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 23:42:56

jerseyhoya wrote:Just hit my head on the freezer door standing up after reaching down to the bottom shelf for seltzer

Don't think I've ever done that

I've done that. Stunned the hell out of me.

by **swishnicholson** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 23:45:20

phatj wrote:
EndlessSummer wrote:Placement of toilet paper dispensers in hotel bathrooms is a real issue in this country. They're always off to the side and 4 feet away from the can, and require double jointed shoulders to reach them. I'd like to see our candidates' stances on this matter.

I think we need open debate on all shit paper-related issues, such as wiping while seated or standing?

by **drsmooth** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 00:35:47

phatj wrote:I think we need open debate on all shit paper-related issues, such as wiping while seated or standing?

standing?

by **The Dude** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 00:44:26

by **Werthless** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 00:58:04

pacino wrote:gotta be honest, sju is apparently run by aholes :\

not the school i went to

Run by Catholics... The church does not recognize gay marriage. I don't know why they thought a Catholic institution would endorse their relationship.

by **azrider** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 03:21:17

drsmooth wrote:
phatj wrote:I think we need open debate on all #$!&@ paper-related issues, such as wiping while seated or standing?

standing?

Not one to conserve the usage of tp, but I found that standing is quite inefficient with regard to wiping. However, I avoid the public bathrooms regarding the deuce at all costs... But when I do I prefer to stand.

by **azrider** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 03:38:25

Bill McNeal wrote:Sewer rat might taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, because I won't eat the filthy #$!&@.

Do not underestimate the tastiness of the sewer rat. There was one chinese place on the whitehall/allentown border that got busted for serving rat around ten years ago. the board of health of course closed the place down immediately but my dad's friend summed it up best. "if they could make rat taste that well, just imagine what they could do with chicken."

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 05:05:49

Woody wrote:There's no difference between corn sugar and sugar sugar

LIES!!! PROPAGANDA OF TEH CORN SYNDICATE!!!

Woody wrote:They're both equally bad for you
Houshphandzadeh wrote:But isn't sugar sugar tastier and takes a lot less overall resources to make?

Srsly... They metabolize differently. Sugar (sucrose) is equal parts fructose and glucose, and each molecule of fructose and glucose are bound together (therefore requiring an additional metabolic "step" before the body can do anything with it). HFCS has a higher percentage of fructose than glucose (thus the "high" in "high fructose corn syrup"), and the fructose molecules in HFCS are unbound (gets immediately absorbed without that additional metabolic "step"). Fructose mostly metabolizes to fat, glucose to energy with the excess stored as glycogen (a carbohydrate that converts back to glucose when needed).

Funny thing is, when they make HFCS, the syrup from the corn starch is almost all glucose. They throw in enzymes and stuff to turn much of the glucose into fructose because fructose is more water soluable (easer to use in making soft drinks, processed foods, etc.).

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 05:21:10

phatj wrote:
EndlessSummer wrote:Placement of toilet paper dispensers in hotel bathrooms is a real issue in this country. They're always off to the side and 4 feet away from the can, and require double jointed shoulders to reach them. I'd like to see our candidates' stances on this matter.

I think we need open debate on all #$!&@ paper-related issues, such as wiping while seated or standing?

Awhile ago, I thought about starting a poll thread about the the great over/under TP debate. Perhaps calling it "how's it hanging" or "how do you roll". But such a passionate and divisive issue would likely lead to an ugly civil war. Also, the bidet frou-frous and pine cone manly mens might feel ostracized. So I resisted.

by **pacino** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 08:18:53

Werthless wrote:
pacino wrote:gotta be honest, sju is apparently run by aholes :\

not the school i went to

Run by Catholics... The church does not recognize gay marriage. I don't know why they thought a Catholic institution would endorse their relationship.

They have gay priests and a rainbow week. It's ridiculous.

by **CFP** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 08:32:47

I wasn't really sure how my body was going to react to getting up at 5:15-5:30 every day for student teaching, but I'm having a lot of fun right now.

Here comes Calvinballs to tell me how hard it is to find a job

by **Rev_Beezer** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 09:25:16

Sedan delivery is a job I know I'll keep
It sure was hard to find

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