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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby swishnicholson » Thu Feb 02, 2012 09:29:14

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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby The B1G Piece » Thu Feb 02, 2012 09:44:16

HillMD is reaching DJBIGPELF stature.

Also, Zuckerberg is going to have a lot of money.

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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby drsmooth » Thu Feb 02, 2012 09:45:47

note to your mother
Yes, but in a double utley you can put your utley on top they other guy's utley, and you're the winner. (Swish)

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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby drsmooth » Thu Feb 02, 2012 09:53:53

The B1G Piece wrote:Also, Zuckerberg is going to have a lot of money.


is there any way to determine if he's ever made $1 off of me?

because if so I want it back
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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby td11 » Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:18:00

Phan In Phlorida wrote:Srsly... They metabolize differently. Sugar (sucrose) is equal parts fructose and glucose, and each molecule of fructose and glucose are bound together (therefore requiring an additional metabolic "step" before the body can do anything with it). HFCS has a higher percentage of fructose than glucose (thus the "high" in "high fructose corn syrup"), and the fructose molecules in HFCS are unbound (gets immediately absorbed without that additional metabolic "step"). Fructose mostly metabolizes to fat, glucose to energy with the excess stored as glycogen (a carbohydrate that converts back to glucose when needed).

Funny thing is, when they make HFCS, the syrup from the corn starch is almost all glucose. They throw in enzymes and stuff to turn much of the glucose into fructose because fructose is more water soluable (easer to use in making soft drinks, processed foods, etc.).


correct. glucose is better for you. in fact, fruit juices with a ton of fructose can actually be pretty bad for you, especially if you put your liver through abuse in other ways.

"The medical profession thinks fructose is better for diabetics than sugar," says Meira Field, PhD, a research chemist at United States Department of Agriculture, "but every cell in the body can metabolize glucose. However, all fructose must be metabolized in the liver. The livers of the rats on the high-fructose diet looked like the livers of alcoholics, plugged with fat and cirrhotic."[60] While a few other tissues (e.g., sperm cells[61] and some intestinal cells) do use fructose directly, fructose is almost entirely metabolized in the liver.[60]

"When fructose reaches the liver," says Dr. William J. Whelan, a biochemist at the University of Miami School of Medicine, "the liver goes bananas and stops everything else to metabolize the fructose." Eating fructose instead of glucose results in lower circulating insulin and leptin levels, and higher ghrelin levels after the meal.[62] Since leptin and insulin decrease appetite and ghrelin increases appetite, some researchers suspect that eating large amounts of fructose increases the likelihood of weight gain.[63]

Excessive fructose consumption is also believed to contribute to the development of non-alcoholic fatty liver disease.[64]
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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby td11 » Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:18:49

but eating a lot of fruits is good because you get fiber and other enzymes and shit, too
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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:22:47

Mary could really use a change in footwear

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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby td11 » Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:25:07

mary died from diabetes at 15
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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:29:24

I eat fruit almost never

there's a grapefruit on my table now, though, how long do I have to eat it?

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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby jamiethekiller » Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:36:01

grapefruits suck

i haven't bought apples in a while. too busy eating baby carrots.

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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby drsmooth » Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:37:31

jamiethekiller wrote:grapefruits suck


you need to get a better grapefruit
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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby drsmooth » Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:38:44

td11 wrote:mary died from diabetes at 15


and as a result we may never know how she survived wearing that skirt to school until then
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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby td11 » Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:39:34

baby carrots are the shit. i also fuck with grapes, oranges, cherries, strawberries, peaches, pineapples, mangos, plums, and chicken.
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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby RichmondPhilsFan » Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:48:06

Watched a few minutes of that stupid Super Bowl Commercials time-filler show on CBS last night. I was blown away that this commercial is 20 years old.


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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby jamiethekiller » Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:48:12

i eat a lot of hazelnuts.

my dinner last night was baby carrots, hazelnuts, and half a bag of goldfish
edit: BALANCED

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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby td11 » Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:53:36

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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby jamiethekiller » Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:04:20

oh how i miss being unemployed

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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby azrider » Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:14:29

while on the topic of sitting or standing...

how does one achieve what i believe to be the once in a year phenomena (absent 2006-2009) which i have coined as the immaculate sh#t? yes, i am referring to the purest deuce of all, the one that needs no wipe. how does one achieve the highest state of defecating on a more regular basis? do i eat more fiber, more protien, is it mental, spiritual???

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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby The B1G Piece » Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:14:37

drsmooth wrote:
The B1G Piece wrote:Also, Zuckerberg is going to have a lot of money.


is there any way to determine if he's ever made $1 off of me?

because if so I want it back

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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby TenuredVulture » Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:18:38

Apples are good in the fall. You can get some okay apples other times of year, but I really find them hit or miss.

One of the most fucked up things we've done to our food is we prefer food that looks good to food that tastes good. Red delicious Apples look like they should taste good, but they suck. Those smooth flawless looking tomatoes have no flavor.

Mini carrots are good.
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