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Postby TenuredVulture » Sun Dec 18, 2011 00:31:27

SK790 wrote:Because then nobody would turn into a blueberry, duh.



That's Violet Beauregard.

Veruca is a bad nut.
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby Barry Jive » Sun Dec 18, 2011 00:34:23

Didn't Mr. Beauregard promise a bonus or raise or something? Plus the ticket is essentially worthless unless you really like factory tours

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby TenuredVulture » Sun Dec 18, 2011 00:35:53

Barry Jive wrote:Didn't Mr. Beauregard promise a bonus or raise or something? Plus the ticket is essentially worthless unless you really like factory tours



You get a lifetime supply of chocolate. And in the movie, the bonus is I think 1 pound.
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby Barry Jive » Sun Dec 18, 2011 00:37:33

At a club by myself. This is strange

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby Slowhand » Sun Dec 18, 2011 00:41:43

"The first girl that finds a golden ticket gets a one pound bonus in her pay bucket! Whaddya think of that!"
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby jamiethekiller » Sun Dec 18, 2011 02:29:33

Barry Jive wrote:At a club by myself. This is strange


where

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby Barry Jive » Sun Dec 18, 2011 06:56:53

It was Voyeur, which is usually just a gay club but they often host Making Time shows. Tonight it was Spank Rock and the cover was two bucks before midnight

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby drsmooth » Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:11:29

Please, please, nobody tell me that you actually do or have done this

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby CalvinBall » Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:16:48

if sarah asked me to go i would.

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby drsmooth » Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:38:38

CalvinBall wrote:if sarah asked me to go i would.


I could understand making a rare exception, yes

but that horde of spinners - eeeeyuchhhh, creepy
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby Woody » Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:04:28

Sweatworking

Jesus
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby PrattRules » Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:59:12

Woody wrote:Sweatworking

Jesus


promotes synergy
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby td11 » Sun Dec 18, 2011 12:32:52

Poured water on my laptop last night. Still starts up but the keyboard /mouse is fucked. Pretty sure I'll have to invest in a new one, any deals/ideas appreciated
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby 1 » Sun Dec 18, 2011 12:32:55

seriously folks, stop putting an "sh" in "groceries".
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby SK790 » Sun Dec 18, 2011 13:00:57

TenuredVulture wrote:
SK790 wrote:Because then nobody would turn into a blueberry, duh.



That's Violet Beauregard.

Veruca is a bad nut.

I wish I could say I was being intentionally ironic or was drunk, but I done goofed here.

She was a bad EGG.
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby WheelsFellOff » Sun Dec 18, 2011 13:21:20

Oompa loompa doompity duck
Sometimes this thread is retarded as... heck
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby TenuredVulture » Sun Dec 18, 2011 13:34:54

SK790 wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:
SK790 wrote:Because then nobody would turn into a blueberry, duh.



That's Violet Beauregard.

Veruca is a bad nut.

I wish I could say I was being intentionally ironic or was drunk, but I done goofed here.

She was a bad EGG.


I'd have to look, but I think in the book it's squirrels and nuts, and in the movie, its geese that lay golden eggs.
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby SK790 » Sun Dec 18, 2011 13:51:16

I never read the book, so you're probably correct. Aren't the oompa loompas slaves in the book?
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby Barry Jive » Sun Dec 18, 2011 15:31:59

working on Sundays sucks brick
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby TenuredVulture » Sun Dec 18, 2011 15:41:54

SK790 wrote:I never read the book, so you're probably correct. Aren't the oompa loompas slaves in the book?


I think it's much like the the movie--they are paid wages in cacao beans.
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