Werthless wrote:

jerseyhoya wrote:I backed out of the driveway, started going, next door neighbor's black cat was at the edge of its driveway. I honked so it could turn back around. It went across the street. I put it in reverse, went back into the driveway, and went out of the neighborhood the long way.

I'm not superstitious but I'm taking a Pascal's Wager type approach to its usefulness the next 48 hours.

Superstitious people think their actions may affect future unrelated events. Not that they will. Don't pretend to be above it when you're pulling irrational u-turns in your neighborhood.

jamiethekiller wrote:Wild one last night. Ended with me walking down a highway piss drunk at 2am

1 wrote:Of course I am. But he's in the Netherlands so fuck him.

Eddie Jordan wrote:so glad ESPN got rid of that hick Hank Williams JR. I don't even know if his initial statement was meant to be malicious, but the half hearted apology was a joke.

I've never liked that song

drsmooth wrote:if you use the terms "deep dive" or "big data", you'd better hope your neck never finds itself in the same room as my hands

TenuredVulture wrote:My feet smell.