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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby MrsVox » Wed Sep 28, 2011 21:48:59

TenuredVulture wrote:I had a slice of cantaloupe yesterday and today for breakfast. Today, I heard about the listeria outbreak. Now, I'm not one to get all panicky about this kind of thing. And at first, I figured that since I ate the melon yesterday, and didn't get sick, the melon was fine. But I checked the incubation for listeria symptoms, and it can be up to 70 days! Now, again, I'm not really concerned, but let's say symptoms show up around Thanksgiving--everyone is going to assume it's improperly cooked turkey or eating the stuffing inside the bird, but the real cause will be this melon.


As long as you're not pregnant, don't worry.

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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby phatj » Wed Sep 28, 2011 21:54:43

Yeah, most healthy people won't even get sick from listeria, let alone anything life-threatening.
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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby PrattRules » Thu Sep 29, 2011 10:38:00

My computer is really dirty.
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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby Bucky » Thu Sep 29, 2011 10:47:44

PrattRules wrote:My computer is really dirty.



yeah, like it clicks on all those pr0n sites all by itself

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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby pacino » Thu Sep 29, 2011 10:57:30

I feel bad for crying braves kid.

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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby The Dude » Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:09:29

i don't, he started crying before it was close to over. his parents probably don't let him play sports b/c they're afraid he'll fail
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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby Napalm » Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:24:19

they showed red sox kid in baltimore after they already lost and he wasn't crying.

sack up little one

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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:03:15

Braves had the lead when the kid was crying.
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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby jamiethekiller » Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:04:29

he was probably crying because he didn't get cotton candy.

but i can believe it was because he's a sack of little shit and his parents are a bunch of nancies

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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby PrattRules » Thu Sep 29, 2011 17:58:27

About to have Chipotle in a half hour for the first time in my life. Going balls out too and getting two of those bad boys. What do you think about that, Dirty Jerz?
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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby Bakestar » Thu Sep 29, 2011 18:07:54

PrattRules wrote:About to have Chipotle in a half hour for the first time in my life. Going balls out too and getting two of those bad boys. What do you think about that, Dirty Jerz?


:ce:
Foreskin stupid

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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby Wizlah » Thu Sep 29, 2011 18:15:39

pacino wrote:I feel bad for crying braves kid.


weak.

so weak.
WFO-That face implies the bottle is destined for something nonstandard.
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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby PrattRules » Thu Sep 29, 2011 19:51:17

PrattRules wrote:About to have Chipotle in a half hour for the first time in my life. Going balls out too and getting two of those bad boys. What do you think about that, Dirty Jerz?


8.5/10
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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby FTN » Thu Sep 29, 2011 20:28:29

i want to die

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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby Barry Jive » Thu Sep 29, 2011 20:29:03

pull yourself together
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby FTN » Thu Sep 29, 2011 20:32:40

Barry Jive wrote:pull yourself together


ii cant. this is killing me

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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby Barry Jive » Thu Sep 29, 2011 20:35:17

just don't drink yourself to death or anything
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby FTN » Thu Sep 29, 2011 20:37:39

then give me back my motherfucking ipod :x :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby Bucky » Thu Sep 29, 2011 20:38:45

sorry, jailhouses have to have rules ya know

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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby jerseyhoya » Thu Sep 29, 2011 20:55:43

PrattRules wrote:About to have Chipotle in a half hour for the first time in my life. Going balls out too and getting two of those bad boys. What do you think about that, Dirty Jerz?

Two? Why?

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