TenuredVulture wrote:It's really pretty awesome to be the only one awake in the house at 7:30 on Saturday morning.

I would much rather be the only one asleep.

I was outside my apartment having a cigarette at 2 AM, like I often do after getting wasted, and this drunk girl stumbles past me and drops a cigarette in the trash. Thought nothing of it at first, but upon 2nd look, I noticed she was about 6 months pregnant. Stay classy, North Dakota.

SK790 wrote:I was outside my apartment having a cigarette at 2 AM, like I often do after getting wasted, and this drunk girl stumbles past me and drops a cigarette in the trash. Thought nothing of it at first, but upon 2nd look, I noticed she was about 6 months pregnant. Stay classy, North Dakota.

When I worked on River Street, there was a girl who worked at the restaurant next door who would come over and drink Bud Light and shots of Jager until she got cut off. I learned later that she was like four months pregnant. Can't refuse service because they're pregnant, but you can change your standard for "visibly intoxicated".

SK790 wrote:I was outside my apartment having a cigarette at 2 AM, like I often do after getting wasted, and this drunk girl stumbles past me and drops a cigarette in the trash. Thought nothing of it at first, but upon 2nd look, I noticed she was about 6 months pregnant. Stay classy, North Dakota.

sk, you HAVE to bail on that place

I always remember to turn my phone onto silent mode before class and never remember to turn the ringer back on after it ends

I got to a point last year where it became too embarrassing to keep the ringer on with my flip phone.

These people on the train have taken approximately 100 pictures in the past 45 minutes w a flash. Mostly of each other, but also some of scenic north jersey.

Would you be surprised to learn they were asian?

Ramon Gris wrote:

SK790 wrote:I was outside my apartment having a cigarette at 2 AM, like I often do after getting wasted, and this drunk girl stumbles past me and drops a cigarette in the trash. Thought nothing of it at first, but upon 2nd look, I noticed she was about 6 months pregnant. Stay classy, North Dakota.

When I worked on River Street, there was a girl who worked at the restaurant next door who would come over and drink Bud Light and shots of Jager until she got cut off. I learned later that she was like four months pregnant. Can't refuse service because they're pregnant, but you can change your standard for "visibly intoxicated".

I remember this from when I tended bar in Miami. Pretty crazy. Thankfully I never had to deal with that situation.

The thing about a dog's tongue being cleaner than ours is super dubious

some 10 year old girl from the neighborhood came over and introduced herself to my wife and i while we were outside on the stoop. She was hilarious, and i think she can kick my ass

Grotewold wrote:The thing about a dog's tongue being cleaner than ours is super dubious

I'm OK with having a dirty mouth.

Been visiting one of bucky's spiritual homes today.

Wizlah wrote:Been visiting one of bucky's spiritual homes today.

you were rummaging the dumpsters outside CBP?

It sucks when the fat, ugly lady at the end of the bar hits on you. Makes me think she thinks that I'm on her level.

GETS A BLOCK

Why was the rainbow sad?

He couldn't find his cigarettes.

got three shirts and they all look expensive

drsmooth wrote:

Wizlah wrote:Been visiting one of bucky's spiritual homes today.

you were rummaging the dumpsters outside CBP?

ONE of 'em doc. Bucky's a complex man of many parts.

Visited the Hq and museum of the worlds first municipal fire service, set up by a guy called James braidwood. Now I want to find a decent biography about him.

Mom called me today to tell me my dog has kidney failure(as a result of Lyme's disease) and her and my dad are thinking of putting her down.

sorry man, just got a dog about a year ago and she has made me and my wife's existence. Thoughts and prayers to you and your family.