Tell the players you'll pick up the keg

Grotewold wrote:

Bill McNeal wrote:

PrattRules wrote:I'm not looking forward to covering these high school football games in the rain. Plus, I'm still waiting on my debit card to come in the mail, so I cannot get hammered tonight, unless it's on someone else's dime.

You could go to the bank and take out money. That's still allowed.

Maybe they'll give him a butterscotch, too, grandpa

OMFG THIS IS SO PEDO IN RETROSPECT

Soren wrote:OMFG THIS IS SO PEDO IN RETROSPECT

What, the procurement of child love through candy, or the violent encroachment of personal space

both, especially simultaneously

(PiP)

Pac, it's Irish weekend

This whole faster than light particle is freaking me out a little.

TenuredVulture wrote:This whole faster than light particle is freaking me out a little.

I read what you were going to type before you posted it

"A neutrino walks into a bar and the bar tender says, 'We do not serve neutrinos here.' The neutrino says, "Hey, I was just passing through."

I always thought "Leo Nunez" sounded weird for a Dominican name. I'm really rather disappointed in myself for not putting 1 and 1 together.

Rick Perry's from Texas; he don't know shit about Ponzi schemes.

Here in CT, Ponzi schemes are like the state sport

swishnicholson wrote:"A neutrino walks into a bar and the bar tender says, 'We do not serve neutrinos here.' The neutrino says, "Hey, I was just passing through."

A neutron walks into a bar. He walks up to the bartender and asks "How much for a beer." The bartender says "For you, no charge."

While we are snug in our beds tonight, or someone's anyway, 62 year old Diana Nyad (the most appropriately named woman in the world) is swimming across the sea from Cuba to Florida, in the early stages of what is hoped to be a 60 hour journey.

Without a cage for protection, Nyad is relying on special equipment that surrounds her with an electric current imperceptible to humans but strong enough to keep most sharks at bay.

Anybody available for tablin'?

I'm drinking Evan Williams watching Eyes Wide Shut and listening to STATE CHAMPION

I'm drinking Evan Williams watching Prime Suspect and listening to Bruce Springsteen

jerseyhoya wrote:I'm drinking Evan Williams watching Prime Suspect and listening to Bruce Springsteen

I feel like we're missing out on what could be quality pal time

Is there a more delicate social event than your boss's daughter's wedding?

I fondly remember the boss's sylphic daughter who stroked me when I was soaking wet at a company event hosted by said boss. She was not more than 17.

true story

It's really pretty awesome to be the only one awake in the house at 7:30 on Saturday morning.

TenuredVulture wrote:It's really pretty awesome to be the only one awake in the house at 7:30 on Saturday morning.

even half-awake