On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Sep 22, 2011 13:31:12

Megabus only hit me with a .50 cent reservation fee for 2 round trip tickets

feeling like it's 1992 except for the posting this on a message board part

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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby Barry Jive » Thu Sep 22, 2011 14:01:57

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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby phatj » Thu Sep 22, 2011 14:02:51

Ramon Gris wrote:It's a great place to live, you just have to get used to the giant palmetto bugs and the occasionally whiff of paper mill

What's a palmetto bug, how bad could that be?

Wait, it's a goddamn c0ckroach? GTFOHWTBS
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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby Grotewold » Thu Sep 22, 2011 14:03:25

Speaking of 1992 and the phillies.......the Spin Doctors are back.

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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby BigEd76 » Thu Sep 22, 2011 14:22:30

was checking Youtube to see how bad those palmetto bugs could be, and this motherfucker popped up as a related video on the right:



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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby Wolfgang622 » Thu Sep 22, 2011 14:46:02

I got $215 worth of fucking traffic tickets this morning (deserved, but that's beside the point). I am having a martini right now for "lunch."

These two items: not unrelated.
"I'm in a bar with the games sound turned off and that Cespedes home run still sounded like inevitability."

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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby Soren » Thu Sep 22, 2011 14:51:35

Moz...please. Have a seat. We're all here today for you...that and because we're fucking bored at work...but mostly for you. There's something we want to talk to you about.
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby SK790 » Thu Sep 22, 2011 14:56:33

I really should be doing these stupid preinterview questions, but I've been procrastinating since 9. I guess I know my biggest weakness.
I like teh waether

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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby Wolfgang622 » Thu Sep 22, 2011 14:57:45

Soren wrote:Moz...please. Have a seat. We're all here today for you...that and because we're fucking bored at work...but mostly for you. There's something we want to talk to you about.


Can I just pour myself another drink first and maybe do a line or two of blow?
"I'm in a bar with the games sound turned off and that Cespedes home run still sounded like inevitability."

-swish

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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby Soren » Thu Sep 22, 2011 15:02:46

mozartpc27 wrote:
Soren wrote:Moz...please. Have a seat. We're all here today for you...that and because we're #$&! bored at work...but mostly for you. There's something we want to talk to you about.


Can I just pour myself another drink first and maybe do a line or two of blow?

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Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Thu Sep 22, 2011 15:04:21

I think Juan Castillo is the lead speaker on this legacy asset servicing call I'm on. This one guy keeps saying:

FAIR
FAST
FINAL
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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Thu Sep 22, 2011 15:04:37

Be Bold!

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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Thu Sep 22, 2011 15:05:14

mozartpc27 wrote:
Soren wrote:Moz...please. Have a seat. We're all here today for you...that and because we're fucking bored at work...but mostly for you. There's something we want to talk to you about.


Can I just pour myself another drink first and maybe do a line or two of blow?


Call me crazy, but I don't think that is going to calm you down.
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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Thu Sep 22, 2011 15:06:12

phatj wrote:
Ramon Gris wrote:It's a great place to live, you just have to get used to the giant palmetto bugs and the occasionally whiff of paper mill

What's a palmetto bug, how bad could that be?

Wait, it's a goddamn c0ckroach? GTFOHWTBS


Cats love 'em.
Be Bold!

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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby Wolfgang622 » Thu Sep 22, 2011 15:21:02

Bill McNeal wrote:
mozartpc27 wrote:
Soren wrote:Moz...please. Have a seat. We're all here today for you...that and because we're fucking bored at work...but mostly for you. There's something we want to talk to you about.


Can I just pour myself another drink first and maybe do a line or two of blow?


Call me crazy, but I don't think that is going to calm you down.


I am so far gone I don't know what is up and what is down anymore.
"I'm in a bar with the games sound turned off and that Cespedes home run still sounded like inevitability."

-swish

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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby PrattRules » Thu Sep 22, 2011 15:24:10

Jesus, Moz. What you need is a nice cheesesteak and a microbrew. For dinner though. Then take two pills and call me in the morning.
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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby Wizlah » Thu Sep 22, 2011 15:27:17

Soren wrote:
mozartpc27 wrote:
Soren wrote:Moz...please. Have a seat. We're all here today for you...that and because we're #$&! bored at work...but mostly for you. There's something we want to talk to you about.


Can I just pour myself another drink first and maybe do a line or two of blow?

Image


This exchange is almost as funny as the pinnacle of board humour that was woddy and waffo talking about that woman and the bottle. I was feeling right pissed off after a deeply dissatisfying dump, but this has cheered me right up.

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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby Soren » Thu Sep 22, 2011 15:57:27

do you think there's like a pizza message board out there somewhere for people who have a thing for large derrieres?
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby jamiethekiller » Thu Sep 22, 2011 15:59:32

Soren wrote:do you think there's like a pizza message board out there somewhere for people who have a thing for large derrieres?


think it needs to go into a subforum

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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby SK790 » Thu Sep 22, 2011 16:00:55

I should make homemade pizza for dinner.
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