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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby z ipper » Mon Sep 19, 2011 18:27:03

if you think you eat more fluffernutter than me you are an idiot.

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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Sep 19, 2011 19:23:11

I didn't realize that married Hasidic women are shaved under their headscarves

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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby Trent Steele » Mon Sep 19, 2011 20:01:20

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I didn't realize that married Hasidic women are shaved under their headscarves


is that a euphemism?
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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby phatj » Mon Sep 19, 2011 21:33:05

When I type, I exclusively use the left Shift key. I guess this must slow me down somewhat, but I still type 70+ WPM.
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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby The Dude » Mon Sep 19, 2011 21:34:20

i could type faster than that if i only hit the shift key
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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby Eem » Mon Sep 19, 2011 22:43:35

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I didn't realize that married Hasidic women are shaved under their headscarves

A he
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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby drsmooth » Mon Sep 19, 2011 22:57:17

Trent Steele wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:I didn't realize that married Hasidic women are shaved under their headscarves


is that a euphemism?


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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Mon Sep 19, 2011 23:41:28

phatj wrote:When I type, I exclusively use the left Shift key. I guess this must slow me down somewhat, but I still type 70+ WPM.


That's rather odd.
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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby Eem » Tue Sep 20, 2011 00:53:35

phatj wrote:When I type, I exclusively use the left Shift key. I guess this must slow me down somewhat, but I still type 70+ WPM.

I do this too and I just stole this notion for a side project of mine
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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby Phan In Phlorida » Tue Sep 20, 2011 02:10:42

Aw man, Monday was talk like a pirate day. If I had known sooner, I would've went to Arrrrrrrby's.

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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Sep 20, 2011 02:38:57

Trent Steele wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:I didn't realize that married Hasidic women are shaved under their headscarves


is that a euphemism?

No?

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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby Bucky » Tue Sep 20, 2011 07:17:33

I wonder if the jocks teased the nerdy art student and called him "Edvard BUTT Munch".

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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby Bucky » Tue Sep 20, 2011 14:53:25

14:44 MEDICAL PENDANT ACTIVATION
14:44 DICK PECK RESIDENCE


Relative?? :shock: :lol:

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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby Wizlah » Tue Sep 20, 2011 14:58:02

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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Sep 20, 2011 21:20:18

from a 4th grade textbook published by Bob Jones University:

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http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2010 ... es_i.php_y

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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby PrattRules » Tue Sep 20, 2011 21:32:35

The hair dryer is one of the worst electricity absorbing piece of shit inventions.
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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby Woody » Tue Sep 20, 2011 21:36:08

Bucky wrote:
14:44 MEDICAL PENDANT ACTIVATION
14:44 DICK PECK RESIDENCE


Relative?? :shock: :lol:


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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby jerseyhoya » Tue Sep 20, 2011 21:57:32

Italian scientists on trial over L'Aquila earthquake

I mean really

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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby Eem » Tue Sep 20, 2011 22:00:58

Hey Housh State Champ in Philly Monday 10/10 TOM BROLLEY will be there
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Re: On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Tue Sep 20, 2011 22:03:21

Mrs. and Lil' Vulture have stomach illnesses. I'm sitting here hoping I don't catch it too.
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