On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 11:47:46

hmm

maybe okcupid instead

by **Napalm** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 11:48:01

Soren wrote:So, for some reason I am more interested in the women in their 30-40s here than the broads my age.

and here's to you mrs. robinson..

by **Eem** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 11:54:21

See you fellers at PSU Iowa Oct 8

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:24:44

oyster crackers are the worst

such a step down from saltines

by **Eem** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:28:27

Houshphandzadeh wrote:oyster crackers are the worst

such a step down from saltines

Fuckin truthbomb right here

by **slugsrbad** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:45:34

Houshphandzadeh wrote:oyster crackers are the worst

such a step down from saltines

Woah, Woah, Woah! These are two different types of crackers and need to appreciated as such. It's like throwing in Cheez-Its into the mix, it just does not work. Oyster crackers you just pour into the soup, while saltines you can use to dip into soups or with spreads (particularly loved the healthy choice of margarine).

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:47:36

but saltines are better broken and put into the soup than oyster crackers, so they beat them at their only job

by **TenuredVulture** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:50:09

I like Ritz more than either saltines or oyster crackers.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:50:32

yeah, but no work cafe is handing out ritz

by **Bucky** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:55:39

17 year old accused of aggravated assault escaped from police custody in Andorra. He apparently asked to use a bathroom and took off. Didn't see that one coming, huh Roxborough Police Department???

by **PrattRules** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:57:02

Saltines are one of the worst thing you can eat, nutritionally speaking of course. I'll still eat them with soup though, if provided.

by **TenuredVulture** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 13:04:41

Bucky wrote:17 year old accused of aggravated assault escaped from police custody in Andorra. He apparently asked to use a bathroom and took off. Didn't see that one coming, huh Roxborough Police Department???

Security at SAC did the same thing with a suspected spy. I'm not sure why they would bring a suspected spy there in the first place. He had been picked up outside a 7-11 near Seattle.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 13:11:20

so many sarsgaards

by **Soren** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 13:23:41

Napalm wrote:
Soren wrote:So, for some reason I am more interested in the women in their 30-40s here than the broads my age.

and here's to you mrs. robinson..

so much talent

by **SK790** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 13:27:30

Well, this job also has an office in Poughkeepsie, NY so I don't have to move in with PTK. woohoo

Still have 2 more interviews to get through, though.

by **phatj** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 13:46:53

TenuredVulture wrote:I like Ritz more than either saltines or oyster crackers.

This is like saying "I like Scarlett Johanssen more than Rosie O'Donnell or Janet Reno"

by **swishnicholson** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 13:58:24

Houshphandzadeh wrote:but saltines are better broken and put into the soup than oyster crackers, so they beat them at their only job

Oyster crackers you can bite neatly along their sides so they split and you have a little hexagonal navy floating in your soup.

by **jamiethekiller** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 14:05:45

Really, no one wants to go to good dog with me tonight?

by **Swiggers** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 14:09:37

Soren wrote:So, for some reason I am more interested in the women in their 30-40s here than the broads my age.

Tess Ellen has spoiled you.

by **Swiggers** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 14:12:01

Houshphandzadeh wrote:oyster crackers are the worst

such a step down from saltines

My wife eats oyster crackers when her stomach won't tolerate anything else.

I can't imagine why anyone would want them for any other purpose.

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