mallomars are better than moonpies

never had one or the other tbh

ate a lot of these in college



kind of an unfortunate name in retrospect

those are basically the best thing ever

If I can't get rid of this canker sore by Friday, I will punch a baby or a small child.

To add to our complaints, my shoe is cutting open a spot on my foot and I can't figure out why. There's no jagged seam or anything. It freakin kills to walk

it's prolly a piece of glass or barbed wire stuck in your foot that get pressed in when you put the shoe on

mallomars are awesome. I haven't had one in years, but they are amazing.

Probably gonna get some fucking lunch y'know

I need a haircut

hate how hair looks good right until it looks real bad

My hair goes from McDreamy to Blanche Devereaux in 3 days

shout out to Housh

http://talktomeinkorean.com/

jamiethekiller wrote:shout out to Housh

http://talktomeinkorean.com/

see you in six months

I've actually been thinking for a long time that I should be spending at least some of my iPod time at work trying to learn a language instead of constantly listening to music or the Best Show, but I've haven't gotten the willpower to do it yet

Houshphandzadeh wrote:

jamiethekiller wrote:shout out to Housh

http://talktomeinkorean.com/

see you in six months

I've actually been thinking for a long time that I should be spending at least some of my iPod time at work trying to learn a language instead of constantly listening to music or the Best Show, but I've haven't gotten the willpower to do it yet

i convinced myself that. then i left my headphones in florida and haven't gotten a new pair yet. completely forgot 3 months of korean

The Dude wrote:My hair goes from McDreamy to Blanche Devereaux in 3 days

yesterday was magical changeover day for me. looked at the mirror and was all wtf

Tell me if I'm being unreasonable. I'm in a wedding this weekend, it's about 2.5 hour away from where I live. The tux shop they chose is a local place that's actually an hour further away (from me) than the wedding. The window to pickup the tux is from 5PM Thursday to 9AM Friday. I already have to take Friday off, because the rehearsal is at 2pm and I can't go there the night before because it's my son's first day of pre-school and we have a meet the teacher thingy at 9 on Friday morning that I really like to go to. So I asked the groom if he can pick up the tux for me and I'll pay him ($140 for the tux, which seems like a lot to me, but really, I have no idea what these things cost) when I see him before the rehearsal, and now he's giving me a hard time about this and saying he doesn't wanna do it. I personally think he's kind of a dick for not just picking men’s warehouse or something that would be convenient for everyone, or at least offering to accommodate me since I'm out of town, am I out of line here?

he's a prick and rethink you're friendship

Bill McNeal wrote:Tell me if I'm being unreasonable.

No

And yeah, $140 is about right

The easy solution here is no gift and never speak to him again. Try and get permission from your wife to fuck one of his sisters, cousins or aunts out of spite, if the opportunity presents itself. Drink at least $280 worth of booze

Woody wrote:Drink at least $280 worth of booze

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