Are you going to be ushering at the ceremony? If so, remember, old ladies love young guys dressed up. You might get your ass pinched by an octogenarian. Also, if the Best Man won't do it, you have to get drunk and free style rap during the reception.

Elliot Spitzer is on CNN right now talking about my company. uh-oh.

Just remember it's customary for one of the groomsmen to lock their knees and pass out in the middle of the ceremony. You can work the timing for this out beforehand, use complicated hand gestures, or just drop it in whenever the moment feels right.

I just got a wedding invitation myself. I fully intend to be disgustingly hammered and probably inappropriate through about 82% of the reception.

being in a wedding party is fun especially if you know all the other groomsmen well. have some great memories being with friends on their wedding days. just enjoy it dude.

Fuck this noise. I'm getting a hoagie for lunch. And it better be delicious.

i'm feeling a lot better today. i'm not usually nervous about stuff for no reason like that.

sorry if i've been mean. me and the internet aren't getting along so well lately

i often try to work "I see you baby / [insert doing whatever person is doing here]" but it rarely parallels "shakin' that ass" closely enough to work as a successful schtick

PrattRules wrote:Fuck this noise. I'm getting a hoagie for lunch. And it better be delicious.

It was beyond delicious. Whatever that means.

I put in a request to work from home permanently and it was approved today. I now work from my house, this is awesome for several reasons:
They will pay for my phone, internet and if I swing it right, cable as well so I can watch the Phills
My location is now no longer Wilmington, so I won't have to pay ~$100/mo in wage taxes anymore
No more commuting expense
My car, which I paid off recently, will live longer since it's at 150k miles
Also I get $1000 to setup my home office.

With the car paid off and all the savings from working from home, I'm looking at like an extra $800/month, at least, in the budget.

you did it

Bill McNeal wrote:I put in a request to work from home permanently and it was approved today. I now work from my house, this is awesome for several reasons:
They will pay for my phone, internet and if I swing it right, cable as well so I can watch the Phills
My location is now no longer Wilmington, so I won't have to pay ~$100/mo in wage taxes anymore
No more commuting expense
My car, which I paid off recently, will live longer since it's at 150k miles
Also I get $1000 to setup my home office.

With the car paid off and all the savings from working from home, I'm looking at like an extra $800/month, at least, in the budget.

Nice. On a completely opposite note, my company has an office that is approximately 1/2 mile from my home. I can walk there in about 10 minutes.

I, however, don't work there. I work downtown and pay several K a year in city wage tax, exorbitant parking, and waste about 90 extra minutes a day in commuting.

This makes very little sense, but I am powerless to change it.

yes!

drsmooth wrote:

pacino wrote:dania ramirez. she was on heroes and the sopranos

she's one adam's apple short of a hermaphrodite

wait, what

pacino wrote:

drsmooth wrote:

pacino wrote:dania ramirez. she was on heroes and the sopranos

she's one adam's apple short of a hermaphrodite

wait, what

Yeah, I am going to say drsmooth is less than correct on this one.

Don't know where to post this, but here is some classic julio.

Enough.

I've had a run of very difficult, trying days... and the last thing I needed was to sit down this evening to people mocking serious analysis, calling other people "nerds," etc.

If you don't like the fact that we occasionally talk about serious statistical analysis on this board... stay away from those threads, or stay away from the board entirely if you must. But don't post the kind of crap you will find in this thread. Worship of ignorance is not welcome here, period.

This thread is locked. If you have a problem with that, PM me.

Julio is a nerd.

td11 wrote:

!!!!!!!!!!