going out on a boat. gonna kill some fish

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It's Comic Book Day

Which means I walked to a comic store, looked at stuff for ten minutes and didn't buy anything because I'm broke. However it was my first time at the place at 2nd and Market so I might go back. Lots of cute nerdy chicks were in the vicinity. And AKA Music is right there too.

Free (with thirty dollar purchase) Comic Book Day!

You know what I hadn't done for a while. Slept till almost 1 in the afternoon. That was awesome.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:entertain me from your mobile phone

We've lost gear. No fish. Need beer

We bought this toothpaste that supposedly keeps your breath fresh 5x longer than normal toothpaste. Here's the problem--I brush after breakfast, and my mouth is still minty when it's lunch time. I hate eating with minty breath.

I always have that problem when I get home from work and I want to brush my teeth but I also want to crack a beer

I'd kill for some binoculars right now

After helping my friend on his annex, I am never making an addition to my house ever.

gotta be a special kind of lunatic to even want your own house

I'm boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored

I had to pass up great Phils tickets tonight to watch my brother. I won't be able to get drunk nor go to the game. Looks like I may be boarding hard tonight.

reading a little on mike repole, the billionaire(? maybe) st john's c-student founder(? also not perfectly clear) of vitaminwater, and owner of not 1 but 2 KY Derby-qualifying ponies, as I understand it, and thinking it's time for me to bottle up some of my 30-years-in-the-conception Vitaminale

don't worry you can all get in on the 2.0 version: vitaminwhisky

A bottle of vitaminwater contains approximately $0.01 worth of vitamins, most of which your body almost certainly does almost nothing with

but it does have less sugar than a regular coke

These Acura ads for a purely cosmetically updated TL are unintentionally hilarious.

more like asshat-cura

got called into work at 9pm last night, will be here until 2pm today. tired now.

so yesterday my son went to his friend's birthday party at Knoebels (an amusement park in the Poconos) an came back last night filled with pride because he won a stuffed animal at one of the carny games.

It was a teddy bear decked out in Mets' gear


I don't have the heart to tell him that I am throwing it out while he sleeps

I used to love playing those basketball carny games.