Two to start
1. Dana Delaney is really hot for someone who's 55 years old.
2. Do we still need to lock threads at 50 with the board upgrade?

I like this. old thread had a Martha Stewart vibe

I misread my headline ticker. "Eight dead as tornado, floods hit US" became "Eight dead as tomatoes, food hits US". Not sure if I'm hungry or just a horribibble person.

false dichotomy

my cat is acting like an asshole. he's usually pretty reasonable

I finally get to play my old save games of Baldurs Gate working again from when Wizlette's laptop died. No way I was starting that fucker a third time over.

God bless those dilligent modding souls who pour time into these projects and keep updating them, just so I can distract myself from work.

Also, need a new avatar. This bresnahan fellow is fine pedigree and everything, but he's not sitting quite right with me. Dunno why.

I love this board and nearly everyone who sails in it.

I also love how it looks these days.

All it takes to bliss me out these days is an afternoon riding with my wee boy on the bike.

I hate when you send out an email to a few people explaining something very clearly. Everyone else responds saying that the plans will work or they are a good idea except one person who asks a clarifying question that does not make sense.

Why do airport bathrooms smell so bad? It's like there's an international team of all star shitters in every airport bathroom.

Wizlah wrote:Also, need a new avatar. This bresnahan fellow is fine pedigree and everything, but he's not sitting quite right with me. Dunno why.

It should be something from 2007 so you can be constantly reminded of a team that scored runs for fun

PrattRules wrote:Why do airport bathrooms smell so bad? It's like there's an international team of all star $#@! in every airport bathroom.

b/c people are holding shits and piss for 3 hours

I was going to say all the gay sex.

jerseyhoya wrote:

Wizlah wrote:Also, need a new avatar. This bresnahan fellow is fine pedigree and everything, but he's not sitting quite right with me. Dunno why.

It should be something from 2007 so you can be constantly reminded of a team that scored runs for fun

Yeah, but I'm already losing track of all the Ks.

In other news, my son has decided he's ryan howard, I'm cliff lee, my wife is chooch ruiz and my daughter is jimmy rollins. Every now and then he forgets and says he's jayson werth. I have to remind him. He doesn't seem bothered.

you woulda thought there was at least one picture of bob gibson ripping someone a new one by just glaring at them off the mound.

But no.

That's exasperating.

So I've spent the last 1/2 hour finding a decent gif of tyres from spaced. Nuthin'. I shall attempt to make my own. Meanwhile, this.

Overdue a binge on that show. It's great.

Edit.

Well shite. Channel 4 don't want you to see that unless you go here. So go here.

I HATE BUGS I HATE THEM I HATE THEM

Somebody hold me

what's up with not-so-hot ladies getting photo spreads???

Is it the stinkbugs? I had a bumblebee get inside last night, I killed it with a hardcover copy of 3001.

It smells like peanut brittle in my apartment. I have no peanut brittle.