good lord. that woman's short shorts are practically dropping off her.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:we get a few crazies (smellies is more like it) here but I really can't claim any credit for that.

The marginalised and the disenfranchised really need to wash their aura of crazy off more frequently. Then we'd never suspect them!

Houshphandzadeh wrote: public libraries are just so insane; the public librarians I know don't even tell their stories after a while because stuff that is mind-bogglingly creepy/rude/disgusting just becomes commonplace to them

Currently, the city libraries are my office, and I'm not complaining because I'm typing this from a very nice, open reference room in the centre of town. But really, it is quite epic. Doubly so when you count all the posh old bampots who come in their blazers and hats and their carefully written out and underlined index cards. I have no idea what the american equivalent of them is.

Glad I picked Saturday as a drinkin' in the city day because it's supposed to be fuckin gorgeous

I hate when group birthday lunches get canceled at the last minute. Nobody brings backup

WHY ISN'T ANYONE HERE!!! ROY OSWALT IS MISSING!!!

TenuredVulture wrote:

Phan In Phlorida wrote:

Wizlah wrote:Also, need a new avatar.

I call this one "Cat Interrupted Whilst Cleaning Junk"...

If no one minds, I'd like to use that one.

OK wit me

The Dude wrote:WHY ISN'T ANYONE HERE!!! ROY OSWALT IS MISSING!!!

Everyone's out looking for him.

So I took about 30 minutes to make an excellent sandwich for myself. I sauteed thinly sliced chicken breast with some red pepper and mushrooms, then tossed it in fresh basil pesto and placed it on a croissant with pepper jack cheese.

I took like two bites and the baby started crying. I went to the room and held her for a bit until my wife came to feed her.

When I got back to the room with my sandwich, I found my cat had dismantled the whole thing and was chowing down on all the chicken and pesto.

I can't tell you how disappointed I am.

Sounds like cat for dinner

Seriously I love our cat but I'd choke 90% of the life of out of him for that

I blame the baby

BigEd76 wrote:I hate when group birthday lunches get canceled at the last minute. Nobody brings backup

make sure you're not last up in the cake line too

rassum frassum farewell happy hour

I want to go home

is a guy allowed to ask you if you are going to 'turn the place into a party house' simply because of your age??? I told him that was a dumb question and to screw off. If someone asks me that then I assume they're going to be a horrible landlord.

Eem wrote:Glad I picked Saturday as a drinkin' in the city day because it's supposed to be #$&! gorgeous

Unfortunately, looks like it'll be too cool for sundresses.

Maurice Sendak is old & cranky

and apparently lots of his work has a home in Philadelphia

pacino wrote:is a guy allowed to ask you if you are going to 'turn the place into a party house' simply because of your age??? I told him that was a dumb question and to screw off. If someone asks me that then I assume they're going to be a horrible landlord.

just assume they've been burned by young people before.

Our regional school district finally passed a budget increase on the fourth try since August, by changing not only the polling place (three times the distance from my house), but also the times it is open (from 8am - 8pm to 2pm -- 9pm).

Any friends gonna be down for partyin this weekend?

Yes, contingent that you're partying in Grand Forks, ND.