I have no RANDOM THOUGHTS, only plans as of yet unrefined

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:24:49

13th street pizza is so damn useful and their pizza is surprisingly good for 3 am. maybe it just seems good cause it's 3 am. their garlic knots are sometimes great and sometimes awful which is really frustrating

I think the hubbub about Bloomberg's joke is a little weird given the setting. "an extemporaneous talk at the Irish Historical Society"? that seems like the exact kind of pancake breakfast where people intentionally tell a bunch of "we can all laugh at this" offensive jokes before saying "No... no.. but seriously...." and making a toast

going back a few pages, I don't know anything about fight clubs but one time I think I saw a sort of arranged fight. me and a coworker were walking back from lunch past where that juvenile hall used to be before they tore it down for the Barnes. (how odd is it that Phila ever put a juvie hall on the parkway?) we saw these two MASSIVE dudes, one white, one black, just walk towards each other, kinda speeding up when they got closer like in Braveheart, then just started punching and grappling with each other. whitey was winning for most of it, but then black dude got a good hold of him and did a straight Haggar-style backbreaker suplex on the guy. I don't know how this didn't kill him but the guy sorta got up and started staggering away. the other guy picked a rod up off the ground and hit him with a few times but mostly seemed content with his victory. my co-worker are I were completely astounded

by **PrattRules** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 12:15:01

My head hurts.

by **Barry Jive** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 12:50:54

WHOOMP THERE IT IS

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 13:40:01

Asked by M. if I fear death. No, I don't. He who doesn't desire anything can let it all go. My hopes of being a little old bald tubby man with money enough to eat oysters every day are shot. There is all this pewter-colored hair that sits like a cap on my skull, and I cannot afford oysters. Eyesight fading, I'm as nearsighted as a sturgeon fumbling along the bottom with its whiskers. I have heard no laughter in years. Certainly none of my own. Now my dream is to have nothing whatever to do and make love to a fat girl.

by **drsmooth** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 14:25:17

This is pretty much what I imagine a cruise ship "voyage" to be like

by **CalvinBall** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 17:11:51

bye bye old ketchup packets. welecome to the future. i for one welcome the change. i hate ketchup packets. so much work for barely any reward.

by **pacino** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 17:17:01

PINPOINT ACCURACY

by **PrattRules** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 17:17:59

How did this ketchup thing not happen 10 years ago?

by **swishnicholson** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 18:01:02

PrattRules wrote:How did this ketchup thing not happen 10 years ago?

They dollop these things out to us bit by bit to keep us masses in the proper state between between satisfaction and anticipation. When Mubarak fell they knew they had to give us something just in case the seeds of dissatisfaction might be taking root nearer to home.

You wouldn't believe what they have in their warehouse. Oh, Brother, if you only knew.

by **pacino** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 20:56:07

man, just got back from my parents' house and a new traffic light was just installed for NO REASON. that makes four traffic lights in the borough where i grew up. the last one they put in was unnecessary too!.

now they're going to move a one-room schoolhouse in exeter and widen the intersection to 'fix' it...because so many accidents occur there? because it would save a minute of time? having the intersection be a little difficult to navigate makes it safer, in my opinion, because people are a little more alert and at 10 and 2 a little more. making a car ride further and further into something that lulls drivers to sleep makes it more likely that they will not be paying attention.

by **kruker** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 21:29:38

kruker wrote:I think I'm going to do the run across the Golden Gate tomorrow. At a minimum it's going to be 15 miles. 18-20 if I go into Sausalito.

The most I've ever run (with intermittent walking) before has been 12 ish. #$&! it. I'm going to run myself into the ground.

Mission accomplished.

Run was longer than I planned because I got lost on a trail in the Presidio.

by **SK790** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 22:38:33

uggggggghhhhhh, I forgot it's V-day weekend. Damn my work friends for not wanting to go out tonight. I really need more regular drinkers at my job.

by **kruker** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 02:23:10

right place, right time to listen to fleetwood mac "rumors."

and i think i'm going to start volunteering on saturdays with the national park service in the presidio. seems like a great idea.

by **PrattRules** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 02:25:23

swishnicholson wrote:
PrattRules wrote:How did this ketchup thing not happen 10 years ago?

They dollop these things out to us bit by bit to keep us masses in the proper state between between satisfaction and anticipation. When Mubarak fell they knew they had to give us something just in case the seeds of dissatisfaction might be taking root nearer to home.

You wouldn't believe what they have in their warehouse. Oh, Brother, if you only knew.

Makes a lot of sense. They can't give you too much stuff up front. They need to save some of the good stuff. I guess they give us just enough to keep in line. I bet you Dick Cheney is on the board of the Stuff Committee.

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 02:30:24

kruker wrote:right place, right time to listen to fleetwood mac "rumors."

and i think i'm going to start volunteering on saturdays with the national park service in the presidio. seems like a great idea.

It seems like you are the person I like to pretend I am when I day dream.

by **CrashburnAlley** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 03:35:42

I shouldn't have put that much butter on that piece of bread. I can feel it weighing on my heart now.

by **Barry Jive** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 04:42:53

I BOARD HARD IN THE MOTHA FUCKIN PAINT

i came on here to make fun of jamie for logging onto BSG, btw

by **WheelsFellOff** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 04:55:44

Go to sleep you reprobate.

by **Eem** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 12:37:53

Here I am

by **Eem** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 12:40:58

Any friends?

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