I have no RANDOM THOUGHTS, only plans as of yet unrefined

by **PrattRules** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 03:21:37

Barry Jive wrote:There was an actual Fight Club at my high school for a couple weeks. I can't be the only one. I didn't participate. I think it was my freshman year and I hadn't yet seen the movie and I think most of the dudes were sophomores and juniors, and freshmen only talked about it.

I know exactly where it happened though. And it was the same place where a couple dudes from my class smoked weed and got caught because the smoke traveled through the ducts to the computer lab.

I always imagined a fight club being a bunch of drunk, skinny assholes who can't fight and thought they were tough.

by **Barry Jive** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 03:26:30

Having seen the dudes who were involved, before and after, I assume they stood around talking about who would fight each other and then maybe one would push another around and they'd go back and forth without throwing any real punches before someone would warn them that there were only five minutes left in the period before they had to get back upstairs.

by **PrattRules** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 03:31:42

Does anybody think poker players get a lot of ass? If they do, then that pisses me right off.

by **CrashburnAlley** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 03:42:19

Daniel Negreanu does unless he stages his twitpics.

by **CrashburnAlley** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 03:43:35

PrattRules wrote:
Barry Jive wrote:There was an actual Fight Club at my high school for a couple weeks. I can't be the only one. I didn't participate. I think it was my freshman year and I hadn't yet seen the movie and I think most of the dudes were sophomores and juniors, and freshmen only talked about it.

I know exactly where it happened though. And it was the same place where a couple dudes from my class smoked weed and got caught because the smoke traveled through the ducts to the computer lab.

I always imagined a fight club being a bunch of drunk, skinny asshat who can't fight and thought they were tough.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBc71NdAJHA[/youtube]

by **Barry Jive** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 03:53:51

my apartment smells like food but there is no food to be eaten

by **Barry Jive** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 03:55:18

p.s. housh introduced me to 13th Street Pizza, which is open til 4 a.m. and will also contribute to my early heart attack. see u in heaven Walter Payton

by **jerseyhoya** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 04:00:56

I can't wait to go to a jew gold counting party with Bloomy on Passover

by **jerseyhoya** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 04:03:37

He might try and take my gun first

Because I'm a Republican and REPUBLICANS HAVE GUNS

by **Barry Jive** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 04:05:55

my rican friend at work got his gun permit today. i've never been more afraid to be an american

by **Barry Jive** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 04:09:12

TBF he's half german so you never know when he's gonna go off

by **Barry Jive** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 04:09:38

feel like Bloomberg has given me free license to be as racist as i wanna be

by **jerseyhoya** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 04:10:17

Barry Jive wrote:feel like Bloomberg has given me free license to be as racist as i wanna be

Basically yeah

by **pacino** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 04:10:23

no, he really hasn't

sorry white guy

if anything, i realized tonight i cannot be with white chicks. so i'll combat your racism with my self-racism?

by **Barry Jive** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 04:12:03

hey guess what maybe you shoulda left when you ran outta potatoes

hey guess what maybe you shouldn'ta stuck with a government run by inbreds

by **The Dude** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 04:12:11

i just charged $2600 for a work dinner. might throw up

by **jerseyhoya** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 04:12:35

pacino wrote:no, he really hasn't

sorry white guy

if anything, i realized tonight i cannot be with white chicks. so i'll combat your racism with my self-racism?

That's really racially insensitive for you to address Barry and me as "white guy". Just because we're white doesn't mean we should be lumped together by such a trivial category as race.

by **Barry Jive** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 04:13:31

The Dude wrote:i just charged $2600 for a work dinner. might throw up

WELL AT LEAST WE KNOW YOU'RE NOT JEWISH AMIRITE

by **Barry Jive** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 04:13:47

i think i crossed the line

by **pacino** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 04:13:48

race is a social construct, but we're still all white guys

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