Why dont we do it in the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

by **The Dude** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 08:56:39

ew is hipster?

by **Woody** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:07:25

Pretty sure no hipster would ever read EW (although you may be correct in that their editorial staff is comprised of them), and I agree with your points on Fez. I award Vox's post a 7 out of 10 and hope that he has a good day pooping and drinking coffee

by **lethal** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:17:42

VoxOrion wrote:I can tell I've only had one cup of coffee otherwise I couldn't be bothered to be outraged by something in Entertainment Weekly (it's good bathroom reading because it's got so much in common with toilet paper).

There's this "hits and misses" thing and they write "Ashton Kutcher has the number one movie in America, Milla Kunis is nominated for awards... and Fez has memories of the good old days"

Yeah #$&! right, he's the guy behind Handy #$&! Manny you hipster* douchebags. I don't know how he's doing compared to Kutcher, but the dude has to be rolling in it AND he's made something kids and parents love and will remember for years.

*mcgraw - this is an appropriate use of the word hipster. Learning moment.

He's also sexed every young B list actress in Hollywood.

What's Topher Grace doing these days?

by **Woody** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:18:28

by **TenuredVulture** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:30:58

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:35:02

this reminds me of wiley wiggins

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 11:06:12

bryant gumbel is a colossal prick

how did he become a big deal?

by **CalvinBall** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 11:10:39

when did this happen?

Website · by **Wolfgang622** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:16:40

Jesus Christ there is a guy right outside my office window who parked at an on-street spot which was iced over and now can't get out of it. He keeps trying to BLAST his way out and the sound of the motor revving to no avail and his tires spinning in place is as grating a noise as there is.

If I had a shovel, I would go out and hit him with it.

by **CrashburnAlley** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:48:12

Is it normal to have an ant infestation in the winter? I just opened up my blinds and there was an army of ants crawling around on my windowsill.

by **The Savior** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:55:19

mozartpc27 wrote:Jesus Christ there is a guy right outside my office window who parked at an on-street spot which was iced over and now can't get out of it. He keeps trying to BLAST his way out and the sound of the motor revving to no avail and his tires spinning in place is as grating a noise as there is.

If I had a shovel, I would go out and hit him with it.

where's calvin's mom?

by **VoxOrion** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 13:34:41

No dummies, EW is not for hipsters it is written by hipsters.

by **VoxOrion** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 13:40:04

That response is pretty harsh. Inappropriate, even.

by **Bucky** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 14:15:21

remember back in grade school when kids would bring in notes from their parents so they could chew aspergum in class and they like thought they were the coolest kid in the world because they were chewing gum in class

by **Slowhand** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 14:16:05

by **jamiethekiller** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 14:29:03

i just got a second monitor at work

by **Bill McNeal** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 14:31:49

CrashburnAlley wrote:Is it normal to have an ant infestation in the winter? I just opened up my blinds and there was an army of ants crawling around on my windowsill.

Could be carpenter ants. We had a pretty good infestation last spring, I had a guy came out and spray some stuff and that was that. I don't remember exactly what it was, but think it was some kind of a plant extract.

by **meatball** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 14:32:20

i just decided I'm not working today, and will instead work saturday to make up for it. i will shower, though, because it's been a while, and I smell like a farm.

by **Bill McNeal** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 14:36:09

jamiethekiller wrote:i just got a second monitor at work

Isn't that awesome. When I started my current job, last August, it was the first time I'd used dual monitors. I love it. Initially I had a laptop screen and a 17", then after I got promoted I had them buy me 2 19" monitors to plug into my laptop. titties.

There's a rumor that they are going to start charging us to park in our parking lot here at work, if they do that I'm going to go full up work from home, as part of the mywork deal I get $1000 to build a home office. I want dual monitors at home.

by **jamiethekiller** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 14:36:43

meatball wrote:i just decided I'm not working today, and will instead work saturday to make up for it. i will shower, though, because it's been a while, and I smell like a farm.

BAD MOVE bachelor guy

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