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by Barry Jive » Sun Jan 30, 2011 14:28:14
That cop deserved to be lied to.
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America
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by Houshphandzadeh » Sun Jan 30, 2011 14:31:58
you wouldn't hit the black one?
also, #4 is eager to please
also, #4 is eager to please
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by Houshphandzadeh » Sun Jan 30, 2011 15:05:38
hair expansion is without a doubt the worst part of getting older
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by Houshphandzadeh » Sun Jan 30, 2011 15:11:24
products for which I use the women's version:
razors
deodorant
razors
deodorant
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by Barry Jive » Sun Jan 30, 2011 15:12:07
td11 wrote:Barry Jive wrote:That cop deserved to be lied to.
it's story time, friend
We were blasting music. Mofo put me on the wall and gave me the third degree about it even though I turned it down before I answered the door. It was funny though, he asked me how many people were in the apartment and I told him four, which was the truth. He was all "party's over!" and went up and people were just chilling. Then he chastised me while his partner (they sent two cop cars! For a loud music call!) wrote up his investigate premise paperwork. I was laughing my ass off when they left. Dude was such a hardass.
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by phatj » Sun Jan 30, 2011 15:12:57
td11 wrote:meatball wrote:I've been thinking of designing a t-shirt that has my basic stats on it to wear out to bars.
SINGLE
EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE
EASY
HAVE A JOB
LOOKING FOR A SPINNER
This is fucking genius, right here. If I ever find myself single I'm absolutely doing this.
Maybe do it like the
John&
Paul&
Ringo&
George.
shirts
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele
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by Houshphandzadeh » Sun Jan 30, 2011 15:14:45
Barry Jive wrote:td11 wrote:Barry Jive wrote:That cop deserved to be lied to.
it's story time, friend
We were blasting music. Mofo put me on the wall and gave me the third degree about it even though I turned it down before I answered the door. It was funny though, he asked me how many people were in the apartment and I told him four, which was the truth. He was all "party's over!" and went up and people were just chilling. Then he chastised me while his partner (they sent two cop cars! For a loud music call!) wrote up his investigate premise paperwork. I was laughing my ass off when they left. Dude was such a hardass.
he was definitely really shocked that there were just four of us. totally expected a big ass party
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by lethal » Sun Jan 30, 2011 15:36:01
So I'm probably going to Hawaii this summer. Would it be lame to go on the LOST tour? Doesn't that make me a hypocrite for making fun of tourists to NYC taking the Seinfeld or Sex and the City tours?
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by phatj » Sun Jan 30, 2011 15:39:02
lethal wrote:So I'm probably going to Hawaii this summer. Would it be lame to go on the LOST tour? Doesn't that make me a hypocrite for making fun of tourists to NYC taking the Seinfeld or Sex and the City tours?
Never watched LOST, but that sounds pretty lame, and yes.
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by Barry Jive » Sun Jan 30, 2011 15:42:22
I feel like going to a titty bar
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by Wolfgang622 » Sun Jan 30, 2011 15:45:15
Barry Jive wrote:I feel like going to a titty bar
I can honestly say I've never felt like that. Don't get strip clubs or their attraction at all.
"I'm in a bar with the games sound turned off and that Cespedes home run still sounded like inevitability."
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by Barry Jive » Sun Jan 30, 2011 15:46:13
I'm hung over and I feel like getting tits rubbed on me and I'm a fat slob so
Usually I don't get a hankerin but I haven't been in a long while
Usually I don't get a hankerin but I haven't been in a long while
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by Woody » Sun Jan 30, 2011 16:13:30
mozartpc27 wrote:Barry Jive wrote:I feel like going to a titty bar
I can honestly say I've never felt like that. Don't get strip clubs or their attraction at all.
Hot naked women dancing and/or rubbing on you
Booze
Hand jobs-or-better-for-hire
What's not to get
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?
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