Why dont we do it in the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

by **BigEd76** » Sun Jan 30, 2011 20:01:29

moz FTL

by **uncle milt** » Sun Jan 30, 2011 20:31:08

dear fat people,

stop taking elevators in train stations and malls- they're for the disabled and people pushing strollers. obese and eating an auntie anne's isn't a disability. we hate you.

regards,
the world

ps- the escalator isn't exactly going to bust your ass

by **lethal** » Sun Jan 30, 2011 20:35:25

jerseyhoya wrote:
Bakestar wrote:Yeah I vote to waive Beez into the HoF vote based on the karnpooling as well as the FYE doo-doo drop.

Would that post win a Wheelie for most instantly regretted post in BSG history if Woody was competent and actually put them together?

There's the CalvinBall snow shoveling post.

by **pacino** » Sun Jan 30, 2011 20:36:44

uncle milt wrote:dear fat people,

stop taking elevators in train stations and malls- they're for the disabled and people pushing strollers. obese and eating an auntie anne's isn't a disability. we hate you.

regards,
the world

ps- the escalator isn't exactly going to bust your ass

maybe some are themselves disabled

by **Bakestar** » Sun Jan 30, 2011 20:37:20

lethal wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:
Bakestar wrote:Yeah I vote to waive Beez into the HoF vote based on the karnpooling as well as the FYE doo-doo drop.

Would that post win a Wheelie for most instantly regretted post in BSG history if Woody was competent and actually put them together?

There's the CalvinBall snow shoveling post.

Someone's ill-advised Erin Andrews "cankles" post too...

Website · by **Wolfgang622** » Sun Jan 30, 2011 20:45:52

FTN wrote:we need a Wheelies Steering Committee

I volunteer to lead such a committee. Posts will be judged on:

Figure
Poise
Posture

And the always-important swimsuit competition. Thong bikinis will be allowed, but be warned: while the right post can be delectably revealed by a thong bikini, the wrong post can be hideously exposed.

by **FTN** » Sun Jan 30, 2011 21:19:32

by **swishnicholson** » Sun Jan 30, 2011 21:22:11

The kids are studying for a Global Issues test together and one just asked the other, "What is Karma?"

Luckily I was mature enough not to say Karma is...

by **phatj** » Sun Jan 30, 2011 21:30:46

My karma just ran over your dogma

by **TenuredVulture** » Sun Jan 30, 2011 21:34:36

swishnicholson wrote:The kids are studying for a Global Issues test together and one just asked the other, "What is Karma?"

Luckily I was mature enough not to say Karma is...

You don't let them watch Jersey Shore?

by **meatball** » Sun Jan 30, 2011 22:08:30

FTN wrote:

Clearly they filtered out every docsmooth post?

by **Trent Steele** » Sun Jan 30, 2011 22:12:03

downside: all the stuff that's happened with meatball lately

upside: substantial increase in the number of meatball posts

by **Barry Jive** » Sun Jan 30, 2011 22:14:39

meatball wrote:
FTN wrote:

Clearly they filtered out every docsmooth post?

hey man this fucking thing is bull shit

Website · by **Wolfgang622** » Sun Jan 30, 2011 22:46:38

phatj wrote:My karma just ran over your dogma

by **SK790** » Sun Jan 30, 2011 22:59:28

I want to make some spiked hot chocolate, but have little motivation to go to the store for milk and mix.

by 1 » Sun Jan 30, 2011 23:05:09

Uncle Milty wrote:Sam remains my favorite Adams.

yeah, well remus is my favorite uncle

by **jerseyhoya** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 01:22:38

The second result on google for MSM is the wikipedia entry for "Men Who Have Sex With Men"

by **Slowhand** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 02:11:37

I'm getting worried about Phight On! again. Haven't heard from him in over a month. Someone who knows him needs to set up a twitter page or something so we at least know he's still alive.

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 03:25:51

swishnicholson wrote:The kids are studying for a Global Issues test together and one just asked the other, "What is Karma?"

Luckily I was mature enough not to say Karma is...

by **VoxOrion** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 07:44:48

I can tell I've only had one cup of coffee otherwise I couldn't be bothered to be outraged by something in Entertainment Weekly (it's good bathroom reading because it's got so much in common with toilet paper).

There's this "hits and misses" thing and they write "Ashton Kutcher has the number one movie in America, Milla Kunis is nominated for awards... and Fez has memories of the good old days"

Yeah fucking right, he's the guy behind Handy fucking Manny you hipster* douchebags. I don't know how he's doing compared to Kutcher, but the dude has to be rolling in it AND he's made something kids and parents love and will remember for years.

*mcgraw - this is an appropriate use of the word hipster. Learning moment.

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