Why dont we do it in the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

by **phdave** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 21:29:34

The Dude wrote:my wife says my cartoon monkeys are racist

My wife makes her own cartoon monkeys.

by **Barry Jive** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 21:30:35

i don't think "monkeys" is the preferred term

by **The Dude** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 21:34:33

nomenclature, as it were

by **FTN** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 21:35:51

1 month, no meat, in the book.

i had shrimp once. first time ive had shrimp in ages.

so i guess that makes me a pescatarian now.

by **The Dude** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 21:36:34

i did that for two years. first meal back was a cheesesteak

by **phatj** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 21:39:35

I'm going to have dinner without meat on Wednesday

by **phdave** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 21:45:53

I notice that people from Australia and South Africa like to make cutesy abbreviations of words. It took me several minutes to figure out that a colleague of mine was saying "document" when she wrote "doco".

by **phdave** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 21:48:59

I have to call in 12 minutes to see if I have jury duty tomorrow. DO NOT WANT

by **Barry Jive** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 22:00:43

i think making "To the next step!" my go-to toast would amuse me pretty good

by **phdave** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 22:03:42

phdave wrote:I have to call in 12 minutes to see if I have jury duty tomorrow. DO NOT WANT

WHOOHOOO

by **FTN** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 22:04:26

I knew you could do it

by **PrattRules** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 22:23:03

Barry Jive wrote:i think making "To the next step!" my go-to toast would amuse me pretty good

I had to make a toast for my parents anniversary. That was a pretty bad speech, though I did have one decent joke that received more than a charity laugh. Next toast opener is already planned out. I'll drunkenly open with a "If I could say a few words... I'd be a better public speaker."

by **Barry Jive** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 22:27:27

When my parents had a 25th anniversary party they rolled it into my dad's retirement party and my mom had me say something for him. I had a few jokes in there and people actually laughed at a couple of them. Kind of wish I was gonna my best friend's best man this summer.

by **Slowhand** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 23:16:41

Floppy reminded me I need a few more posts to vote in the BSG HOF. I mean, I hate to waste posts, but my voice must be heard.

by **Slowhand** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 23:17:06

I honestly don't know how jerseyhoya does it.

by **Slowhand** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 23:27:22

If I drank I'd probably make a lot more posts.

by **Monkeyboy** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 23:29:05

You can do it!!

by **Slowhand** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 23:31:01

Much appreciated.

by **phatj** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 23:31:30

No, you can't

That is, if I were a huge dickhead, I'd go back and start deleting random Slowhand posts just to fuck with him

by **Slowhand** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 23:34:22

But then I wouldn't be able to vote for you.

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