Grotewold wrote:Bells Hop Slam ftw

On tap in media

Houshphandzadeh wrote:free or not, don't really feel like filling out this accidental death and dismemberment insurance form

want to freak out an HR drone?

ask them for details about the dismemberment benefit

jamiethekiller wrote:

Grotewold wrote:Bells Hop Slam ftw

On tap in media

On tap in center city too pal

I took it and THREW IT TO THE GROUND

(sike -- I sipped it real slowly, big smilez)

drsmooth wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:free or not, don't really feel like filling out this accidental death and dismemberment insurance form

want to freak out an HR drone?

ask them for details about the dismemberment benefit

I read through my policy once. You don't get a benefit unless you lose 2 fingers on one hand. One finger is not enough. That's actually spelled out in the policy.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:pony would be more expensive than cheap cow, I'd think

I think the idea was that Taco Bell would prowl around at night, steal ponies out of fields and toss them whole in the grinder, thus saving on those margin-killing feed, humane slaughtering, and sanitary butchering requirements.

Think about it - you hardly ever see ponies around anymore...

Introducing the new Taco Bell Caballo de Poca Grasa Supreme

See, what none of us realized was that stuff like sand and pencil sharpener shavings are even cheaper than pony or probably rat and squirrel too.

I like squirrel.

I went to Taco Bell tonight to show my solidarity with them

i ate salad and cheez its

I planned on going tomorrow. #teamtaco

I never get the ground beef stuff at TB. Always the chicken.

MrsVox wrote:I never get the ground beef stuff at TB. Always the chicken.

Mmm... seagull...

Didn't I? wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:free or not, don't really feel like filling out this accidental death and dismemberment insurance form

what's the worst that could happen?

It's a song by the sixties band "Brooklyn Bridge". But that's not important right now.

three hours after that post, I finally realize that The Dismemberment Plan is a thing and not just a nonsense phrase

lethal wrote:

drsmooth wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:free or not, don't really feel like filling out this accidental death and dismemberment insurance form

want to freak out an HR drone?

ask them for details about the dismemberment benefit

I read through my policy once. You don't get a benefit unless you lose 2 fingers on one hand. One finger is not enough. That's actually spelled out in the policy.

you wouldn't want matters like that to be left to interpretation

you should see old workers' comp benefit menus

jerseyhoya wrote:I went to Taco Bell tonight to show my solidarity with them

I'll be going tomorrow. I will savor every sand and oat filled bite.

Swiggers wrote:

CrashburnAlley wrote:I ordered a pizza earlier from Domino's.

This was your mistake.

ETA: Dominos is a) poop b) poo c) plop d) plops

For chain pizza, Domino's is actually pretty good IMO. They're markedly better than they were before that whole viva la revolucion thing they did. I love what they did with the pizza crusts.

Joe Bonamassa can bring the heat