jerseyhoya wrote:

I feel like this didn't get enough credit from docsmooth

My first thought is to say "I don't deserve all this" except I believe that phrase may have different connotations around here


Sadly, the 'mystery' element has had its time - few will remember the piquant sensations of that special time for all of us

Now it's on to just kicking poo off all MLB comers

I had a friend who called them ass kabobs.

FTN wrote:

EEM wrote:Heyman just said place is "somewhere Lee loves."

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swiggers wrote:So we can rule out Latin America.

that was the post that put swiggers on the BSG map!

That and my domination of League Thunderbolt Strikeforce.

CrashburnAlley wrote:I ordered a pizza earlier from Domino's.

This was your mistake.

ETA: Dominos is a) poop b) poo c) plop d) plops

Shit My Dad Says is an acceptable title of a TV show now, as long as the Shit is represented by symbols.

lethal wrote:$#@! My Dad Says is an acceptable title of a TV show now, as long as the $#@! is represented by symbols.

It's a really $#@!y show though

phatj wrote:

lethal wrote:$#@! My Dad Says is an acceptable title of a TV show now, as long as the $#@! is represented by symbols.

It's a really $#@!y show though

I watched half of the pilot before I turned it off. I'm shocked its still on TV.

lethal wrote:

phatj wrote:

lethal wrote:$#@! My Dad Says is an acceptable title of a TV show now, as long as the $#@! is represented by symbols.

It's a really $#@!y show though

I watched half of the pilot before I turned it off. I'm shocked its still on TV.

I've seen maybe 10 minutes of a random episode, and not only does it suck, but the dad is nothing like I imagine the real internet dad is. In fact, I bet the real dad has some choice comments about his TV version.

mozartpc27 wrote:as punishment I had to say a bunch of nominally "dirty" words like poop, butt, etc. some huge number of times each, or what sounded huge to me anyway. I had to count them out to, so my Mom could hear "Poop one, poop two, poop three," etc.

According to the onion, Brian Williams does something similar. Check out the most recent status update on their Facebook page:

http://www.facebook.com/theonion

a guy i havent talked to in years just asked me to join his energy company pyramid scheme. i told him no but i feel bad for him.

Wasn't there a guy on the old board who used to go on about Taco Bell "meat"?

Turns out the non-meat stuff Taco Bell is accused of using isn't nearly as exciting as you'd hope/fear. Mostly oats and sand.

saw a bunch of Four Loko for sale at the Latimer Deli last night. i still haven't gotten Loko yet. wondering if now's the time.

gonna need it tomorrow

Barry Jive wrote:saw a bunch of Four Loko for sale at the Latimer Deli last night. i still haven't gotten Loko yet. wondering if now's the time.

As long as you don't have a heart condition, now is always the time for Four Loko.

is there now a non-caffeinated version to replace the kind that was banned?

also, it's just now dawning on me that the place is called Latimer, not Vladimir

TenuredVulture wrote:Wasn't there a guy on the old board who used to go on about Taco Bell "meat"?

Turns out the non-meat stuff Taco Bell is accused of using isn't nearly as exciting as you'd hope/fear. Mostly oats and sand.

Had a friend in college who used to contend that it was pony

Bells Hop Slam ftw

pony would be more expensive than cheap cow, I'd think

free or not, don't really feel like filling out this accidental death and dismemberment insurance form

Houshphandzadeh wrote:free or not, don't really feel like filling out this accidental death and dismemberment insurance form

what's the worst that could happen?